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Trump Says Coronavirus is Very Much Under Control


MARDI GRAS. DID YOU KNOW TONIGHT WAS MARDI GRAS? THE BIGGEST DAY OF THE YEAR FOR PLASTIC PENIS WHISTLES WITH GLITTER ON THEM, HANDS DOWN. MARDI GRAS TRANSLATES FROM FRENCH FAT TUESDAY. NEXT WEEK IS SUPER TUESDAY, THEN SUPER FAT TUESDAY. THIS IS DEBATE NUMBER TEN FOR THE DEMOCRATS, AND ONE OF THE BIG QUESTIONS GOING INTO THIS IS HOW MIKE BLOOMBERG WOULD RESPOND TO HIS POOR SHOWING AT THE DEBATE LAST WEEK. SO FAR, BLOOMBERG SPENT ABOUT $500 MILLION TO GET SMACKED AROUND BY ELIZABETH WARREN ON TELEVISION. HIS PRIMARY GOAL WAS TO TRY TO KNOCK OFF THE NUMBER ONE GUY, BERNIE SANDERS. BERNIE HAS A LOT OF PLANS, EXPENSIVE PLANS. HE’S NO DUMMY. EVERY TIME ONE OF THE OTHER CANDIDATES ASKS WHO’S GOING TO PAY FOR THESE PROGRAMS HE POINTS TO BLOOMBERG AND SAYS HIM! MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ON HIS WAY BACK HOME FROM INDIA WHERE HE WAS WELL BUTTERED. THIS IS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU. HE BELIEVES THE RECEPTION HE GOT WAS LIKE NOTHING THE INDIAN PEOPLE HAD EVER GIVEN BEFORE.>>IN THE HISTORY OF INDIA, WHICH HAS A LONG HISTORY AND A BRILLIANT HISTORY IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS, THERE’S NEVER BEEN A RECEPTION GIVEN TO SOMEBODY LIKE WAS GIVEN, AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY FOR THE USE ND STATES OF AMERICA. BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY NOBODY GOT THE BIG RECEPTION.>>OF COURSE HE GOT A BIG RECEPTION. THEY LOVE COWS IN INDIA. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] TRUMP WENT ON TO OVERESTIMATE THE SIZE OF THE CROWD, EVEN THOUGH THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF EMPTY SEATS IN THE STADIUM, WHILE HE WAS SPEAKING, AND PEOPLE WERE LEAVING WHEEL HE WAS SPEAKING, THE DONALD BRAIN TRANSLATED THAT TO MEAN THERE WERE FANS LINED UP OUTSIDE TO GET IN.>>THERE WERE 125,000 SEATS YESTERDAY, THEY WERE FULL. YOU HAD THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE. PRIME MINISTER MODI WAS TELLING ME THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE. THAT’S NOT UNCOMMON FOR ME TO BE HONEST. THEY’D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. SOMEBODY SAID IT WAS THE GREATEST GREETING EVER GIVEN TO ANY HEAD OF STATE FROM ANY COUNTRY.>>Jimmy: WHO, WHO SAID THAT? WHO, WAS THAT SOMEONE IN A MIRROR AND LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU? WHEN HE WAS DONE BRAGGING ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS CROWD, HE TOOK SOME TEAM TO TALK ABOUT ISIS.>>WELL, I DON’T THINK ANYBODY’S DONE MORE THAN I HAVE, IF YOU LOOK. BECAUSE I CAME IN, AND IF YOU CHECK YOUR MAPS AND LOOK AT IRAQ AND SYRIA, IT WAS ALL OVER. IN FACT, THEY HAD IT PAINTED A CERTAIN COLOR, I WON’T TELL YOU WHAT COLOR, BECAUSE IT DOESN’T MATTER. SOMEBODY WILL SAY IT WAS A REPUBLICAN COLOR. I DON’T WANT TO GET PEOPLE CONFUSED. BUT IT HAPPENED TO BE RED. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: HE MUST BE GREAT WITH SURPRISES. BARRON, I KNOW IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW, AND I DON’T WANT TO SAY WE’RE THROWING YOU A PARTY, BUT WE’RE THROWING YOU A PARTY. MELANIA MADE THE BE BEST OF HER TRIP TO INDIA. SHE TOOK PART IN WHAT THEY CALL A HAPPINESS CLASS IN NEW DELHI. THAT’S INTERESTING THAT SHE DID THAT, BECAUSE WHATNA IN THE WO WOULD MAKE MELANIA THINK SHE MIGHT NEED A HAPPY, OH, YEAH, THAT. SHE NEEDS AN ESCAPE PLAN AND GRAPPLING HOOK. WE DID LEARN SOME INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP’S HEALTH TODAY AS THE FORMER WHITE HOUSE DOCTOR RONNY JACKSON TOLD THE NEW YORK TEAMS “NEW YORK TI REGRETS NOT BEING ABLE TO DO MORE TO IMPROVE THE PRESIDENT’S DIET AND EXERCISE. THIS IS A REAL QUOTE FROM A MAN WHO WAS THE ACTUAL DOCTOR FOR THE ACTUAL PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, ALL RIGHT? WE WERE WORKING ON HIS DIET. WE WERE MAKING THE ICE CREAM LESS ACCESSIBLE. WE WERE PUTTING CAULIFLOWER INTO THE MASHED POTATOES. THAT IS WHAT WE DO WITH OUR 5-YEAR-OLD AT HOME. IMAGINE SNEAKING CAULIFLOWER INTO THE PRESIDENT’S MASHED POTATOES AND HIDE THE ICE CREAM AS IF YOU’RE CAMPING AND YOU DON’T WANT TO GET BEARS IN THE CAMP. TRUMP WEIGHED IN ON DR. JACKSON’S CLAIM AND WEIGHED IN TWEETING IT WAS A PERFECT CAULIFLOWER. THE STOCK MARKET WAS DOWN A LOT TODAY IN PART BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS, WHICH IS SPREADING. IN FACT THREE PEOPLE IN OUR THEATER — NO, JUST KIDDING. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, THIS MORNING, THE PRESIDENT TWEETED THAT THE CORONAVIRUS IS VERY MUCH UNDER CONTROL IN THE USA, WHICH MEANS WE’RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. BUT I MEAN, WE JUST FOUND OUT THEY HAD TO THICK RICK HIM INTO EATING VEGETABLES. DO WE REALLY THINK HE HAS A HANDLE ON THE CORONAVIRUS? HAVE YOU SEEN THE CORONAVIRUS? THE MICROSCOPIC? I GOOGLED IT. IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A HOMEMADE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT ON ETSY. THAT CHARMING LITTLE BAUBLE IS TRYING TO KILL US. ONE PERSON WHO IS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS IS RECENT PRESIDENTIAL WINNER OF THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM, RUSH LIMBAUGH.>>THE CORONAVIRUS IS BEING WEAPONIZED TO BRING DOWN DONALD TRUMP. I WANT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS. YOU THINK I’M MISSING IT. YEAH, I’M DEAD RIGHT ON THIS. THE CORONAVIRUS IS THE COMMON COLD.>>Jimmy: WHAT? OH, THAT’S GREAT NEWS. JUST CHUG AN A LITTLE BIT OF ROBITUSSIN, AND YOU’LL BE FINE. IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE A COLD IN CHINA WHERE HEALTH OFFICIALS AND POLICE ARE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK TO TRY TO CONTAIN IT. THIS IS A REAL CORONAVIRUS DRILL FROM CHINA. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN THE S.W.A.T. TEAM CAN’T GET THE JOB DONE, SEND IN THE GUY WITH THE POOL SKIMMER. HOW DOES, IT’S NOT EVEN — [ APPLAUSE ] I THINK I KNOW WHY IT AS STARTING TO SPREAD. AND WHILE THERE MAY NOT BE A VACCINE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS, DISGRA DISGRACED TELEVANGELIST JIM BAKER HAS A CURE.>>THIS THAT IS CIRCLING THE GLOBE, YOU’RE SAYING SILVER SOLUTION WOULD BE EFFECTIVE.>>LET’S SAY IT HASN’T BEEN TESTED ON THIS STRAIN OF THE CORONAVIRUS, BUT IT’S BEEN TESTED ON OTHER STRAINS OF THE CORONAVIRUS AND HAS BEEN ABLE TO ELIMINATE IT WITHIN 12 HOURS.>>YEAH.>>TOTALLY ELIMINATE IT, KILLS IT, DEACTIVATES IT.>>YEAH.>>AND THEN IT BOOSTS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM, SO THEN YOU CAN SUPPORT THE RECOVERY. WHEN YOU KILL THE VIRUS THEN THE IMMUNE SYSTEM COME NOS INTO ACT TO CLEAR IT OUT. YOU WANT A VIBRANT IMMUNE SYSTEM AS WELL AS THE ABILITY TO DEACTIVATE THESE VIRUSES.>>THAT’S SO GOOD.>>Jimmy: YEAH, THAT’S GOOD. THAT’S ABOUT AS REAL AS HARVEY WEINSTEIN’S WALKER. SILVER SOLUTION. [ APPLAUSE ] IT’S LIKE A TV SHOW ABOUT AN OLD LADIES WHO SELL MYSTERIES. THIS JIM BAKER IS QUITE THE CHARACTER. HOW THIS GUY CAME BACK AFTER POCKETING ALL THAT MONEY FROM HIS CHURCH REALLY IS A MIRACLE, BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? HE PRAYED HIS WAY THROUGH. THIS IS A VERY PRAYERFUL MAN, A MAN WHO EVEN PRAYS ABOUT WHAT HE WEARS.>>I GET DRESSED, AND GOD, I PRAY ABOUT WHAT I WEAR. I REALLY DO. I KNOW I LOOK STUPID SOMETIMES. BUT THE LAST TIME GOD TOLD ME TO WEAR A COLOR WAS RED.>>RIGHT. I REMEMBER.>>AND WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY? THE STOCK MARKET CRASHED. A FEW DAYS AGO. >>I REMEMBER THAT.>>YOU REMEMBER THAT? YES.>>Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS THE DAY HE STOPPED DRESSING LIKE SPIDERMAN TO WORK. BUT I NEED TO BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO JIM, GOD IS GOING AFTER ANYONE WHO MAKES FUN OF HIM.>>ONE DAY YOU’RE GOING TO SHAKE YOUR FIST IN GOD’S FACE. AND YOU’RE GOING TO SAY, GOD, WHY DIDN’T YOU WARN ME? AND HE’S GOING TO SAY, YOU SAT THERE, AND YOU MADE FUN OF JIM BAKER ALL THOSE YEARS.>>Jimmy: HE IS? WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS, GUILLERMO, I’M GOING TO HELL.
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100 Comments

  1. spim randsley
    spim randsley February 26, 2020

    Christ, Trump never met a lie he didn't like.

  2. M C
    M C February 26, 2020

    Normally community reassurance from the president would be encouraging.
    However, trump can’t read, and doesn’t listen to anyone, and if he did, he wouldn’t understand what they’re saying… So it’s hard to draw any assurance from anything he says.

  3. Kerwin Ma
    Kerwin Ma February 26, 2020

    Jimmy is genuinely uneducated. The common cold is a coronavirus, just a less severe strain.

  4. A Singh
    A Singh February 26, 2020

    I am sure Jimmy and all his democrats masters and their slaves got infected by Quranovirus… Thats why they see all things emty just like their empty brain..
    God Save the World from this lethal Quranovirus..

  5. Abhishek Negi
    Abhishek Negi February 26, 2020

    I feel bad president trump's own people making fun of him soo much

  6. Preben Leopold Sand Aasen
    Preben Leopold Sand Aasen February 26, 2020

    are you running for VP if Sanders wins?

  7. ac521
    ac521 February 26, 2020

    Nobody knows contagious diseases like Supreme Leader, believe me

  8. Rao Matharu
    Rao Matharu February 26, 2020

    All jokes aside but stadium really was full of people and nevere left before trump, although those people were paid that's also true. Saying this because I'm from india. And updated from 3 days trump visit

  9. Prespa
    Prespa February 26, 2020

    Bernie Sanders 2020 !!!!

  10. Jay R
    Jay R February 26, 2020

    Well what do you expect from our dear leader.

  11. Yola Montalvan
    Yola Montalvan February 26, 2020

    Let’s keep it as CORONAVIRUS. MY FRIENDS AND I CAN’T REMEMBER THE OTHER NAME. Is it Colbert-19? Convair-19, Culvert-19, Convent-19? Convict-19? Corvette-19. WHAT THE <BLEEP>?

  12. Sattu Bhai
    Sattu Bhai February 26, 2020

    .

  13. vaughn
    vaughn February 26, 2020

    The sad thing is people actually believe what Trump says maybe they are to lazy to fact check for themselves.

  14. Romica Bhatia
    Romica Bhatia February 26, 2020

    I'm proud to be an Indian and I love America.
    But to be honest, I'd be pretty embarassed to be an American at the current time.

  15. Over The Laces
    Over The Laces February 26, 2020

    Trump 2020

  16. Just Human
    Just Human February 26, 2020

    Trump and Modi: Two pigs in a blanket.

  17. Just Human
    Just Human February 26, 2020

    India, can you please cancel trump's return ticket? Just keep him there. Modi and trump can host pajama parties there.
    Iam sure donnie was grabbing Modi's ass in that hug.

  18. Just Human
    Just Human February 26, 2020

    Definitely! Trump and Modi , both have grand delusions of autocracy !

  19. El Dub
    El Dub February 26, 2020

    Trump is always letting us know how special he is

  20. Not Applicable
    Not Applicable February 26, 2020

    No one cares about this idiot, Jimmy Kimmel.
    Long live US-India relationship.
    Proud American of Indian descent!!

  21. Caleb West
    Caleb West February 26, 2020

    This is funny to you?

  22. ECTOGEOS ZETHIP
    ECTOGEOS ZETHIP February 26, 2020

    THATS A SURE SIGN OF A PANDAMIC. SNAKE OIL SALESMEN COM OUT OF THE WOOD WORK!

  23. Mark Morton
    Mark Morton February 26, 2020

    He's so humble,and we're so blessed to have this beautiful orange man.

  24. beasley417
    beasley417 February 26, 2020

    Everybody Run the President says we are safe.

  25. Westbrooke117
    Westbrooke117 February 26, 2020

    Trump will probably try to start a war with the Coronavirus.

  26. BeautifulMusiq
    BeautifulMusiq February 26, 2020

    Who keeps letting this guy speak🙄🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

  27. ac521
    ac521 February 26, 2020

    There’s always some nice Christians ready to rip you off when the opportunity arises. Man i hate these televangelists. It’s no wonder they love Don the Con so much

  28. DATING HARLEY QUINN
    DATING HARLEY QUINN February 26, 2020

    HMMMMMmmmmmmm Don't tell him they presented Queen Victoria with the Koh-i-Noor diamond.

    Presented being a colonial term for "forced to give up"

  29. Zack Scheffer
    Zack Scheffer February 26, 2020

    JIm Baker is a crook

  30. lovemoviesful2
    lovemoviesful2 February 26, 2020

    Lmao, some god fanatics are making money off of the virus…from an even more stupid god fanatics.

  31. DATING HARLEY QUINN
    DATING HARLEY QUINN February 26, 2020

    Yes RED the traditional colour of DANGER there is a warning in that for you America.

  32. Mysteryboy 2880
    Mysteryboy 2880 February 26, 2020

    There are possibly thousands of viruses frozen in ice across the world, even the deadliest ones could end up be the beginning of the end of us all. Viruses we won't even have enough time to exterminate. Small pox, Spanish flu, and even viruses unknown to man could return

  33. Thisto shallpass
    Thisto shallpass February 26, 2020

    This is where that 16,000 lies thing is kind of a big deal.

  34. Turkey Breast Medallions & Stuffing
    Turkey Breast Medallions & Stuffing February 26, 2020

    Have you seen a can of Lysol? 😂

  35. Zubair Khan
    Zubair Khan February 26, 2020

    Is Corona virus a biological weapon and does America already have a cure?

  36. Dr. Q
    Dr. Q February 26, 2020

    I always can tell the truth from the opposite of what Trump says.

  37. Terence Aninion
    Terence Aninion February 26, 2020

    Trump is a moron.

  38. Abhinandan DL
    Abhinandan DL February 26, 2020

    That's so fake. The stadium was filled im from India and it's just false. We were outside the stadium.

  39. Arthur Radtke
    Arthur Radtke February 26, 2020

    You know Trump will be one of the first to get a vaccine for the coronavirus. Only problem is it's about 18 months before vaccines become available and like the flu vaccine will only have limited success. "Ahh-Chuu!" Sniff! Sniff!

  40. cu jimmy
    cu jimmy February 26, 2020

    Do you think one of these nets would work on the trumpet, could it be that easy????

  41. AK
    AK February 26, 2020

    Indian here the crowd at trumps speech was well over 100,000 however people were there to see Prime Minister Modi not Trump who hails from that state. Modi has insane following especially in Gujrat.

  42. David W
    David W February 26, 2020

    The color thing was so funny

  43. Tosca
    Tosca February 26, 2020

    Hahaha! He murdered the names of India's cricket heroes. It was reported here in Australia as a catastrophe 😂🏏

  44. Funny Tube
    Funny Tube February 26, 2020

    Chutiya sala 😂😂😂

  45. Ian Harding
    Ian Harding February 26, 2020

    The man really is not right in the head. Please send in the doctors in.

  46. jorno haha
    jorno haha February 26, 2020

    Next ✝rump will say corona virus came from Mexico. All he would need to go with it is one of his ho's with lime disease.

  47. Beastmode Jake
    Beastmode Jake February 26, 2020

    Trump non stop media press on every news outlet for four years.. he must’ve made billions

  48. Dr ROCKY
    Dr ROCKY February 26, 2020

    I'M AN INDIAN, DONALD TRUMP REALLY HAVE SUCH A HOSTILE MEDIA,1:47 THE VIDEO SHOWING EMPTY SEAT IS AFTER THE PROGRAM GOT OVER
    SHAME ON YOU JIMMY

  49. Xero
    Xero February 26, 2020

    He wasn't wrong when he said the common cold is the coronavirus. HOWEVER, that is a different strand from the Covid-19 coronavirus which is plaguing China right now.

  50. TheMercilessEye
    TheMercilessEye February 26, 2020

    The first rule for any propogandist/liar is: Never believe your own bullshit. You may be able to fool droves of people into believing what you say, you may be able to keep herds of cattle placid until they arrive in that one stall with the overhead impact-hammer, but, well…y'know…viruses just don't CARE…

  51. H Vielle
    H Vielle February 26, 2020

    How about we just pack up and go to another country yall

  52. n. Islam
    n. Islam February 26, 2020

    What is the role of immune system when the silver kills corona virus? Is the lady a trump supporter, a republican or an Israeli activist?

  53. Suhail
    Suhail February 26, 2020

    Nobody likes Trump except the crazy Indian PM Modi who shares the same ideology as Trump.

  54. Paresh Gadhvi
    Paresh Gadhvi February 26, 2020

    toji majo piko

  55. Linda Pinda Belinda
    Linda Pinda Belinda February 26, 2020

    As a fan of micromomentary facial expressions, the woman touting silver solution was classic. I expect she loses at poker all the time.

  56. profha2
    profha2 February 26, 2020

    Jimmy is liar..shame on him

  57. Abbey Kay
    Abbey Kay February 26, 2020

    Someone please give this guy a green screen and put him somewhere far away in the desert. Just show him people praising him all day. He will leave…

  58. Saul Gonzalez
    Saul Gonzalez February 26, 2020

    Jimmy loves trump, he can’t stop talking about him lol

  59. Douglas Kalberg
    Douglas Kalberg February 26, 2020

    Ricky Gervais couldn't write a more cringy dialoge than Trump's speech, hilarious!

  60. BADSHA KHAN
    BADSHA KHAN February 26, 2020

    In INDIA LOVE Mr. President….& In USA
    Love Prime minister…
    But both of them distort own country image over the world.

  61. Hrishikesh Deka
    Hrishikesh Deka February 26, 2020

    Both countries hate their president/pm.

  62. 10k Subs Before 2021
    10k Subs Before 2021 February 26, 2020

    Jimmy : "… infact three people in our theatre have…"

    Crowd : 😬 —> 😱 —> 😵

    Jimmy : "No just kidding hahah."

    Crowd : "hahahagagagaa." 🏌️👠👟

  63. seriously154
    seriously154 February 26, 2020

    Con Artist's never learn their lesson.

  64. Eddie Haskell
    Eddie Haskell February 26, 2020

    He spoke to soon

  65. Uffi Sachs
    Uffi Sachs February 26, 2020

    Trump must be the dumbest idiot "leader" on the planet!

  66. norma armstrong
    norma armstrong February 26, 2020

    He's really such a stupid lying clown.

  67. moe d
    moe d February 26, 2020

    Why is your president so obsessed with seats and crowds? Smh ( your friendly Canadian neighbour)

  68. Tony Villarreal
    Tony Villarreal February 26, 2020

    Selling a crackpot drug to the masses like a 18th century religious shysters. What a pathetic old man.
    And as for using the, God will smite you crap.
    Please. I grew up Catholic.
    Religion throughout history has been nothing but fear-mongering and controlling the masses through subjugation and ignorance.
    I have been a Taoist for over 15 year's.
    It has taught me patience,humility, and tolerance.
    And that change is always inevitable. Nothing lasts forever.
    My life has never been better.

  69. Arthur Radtke
    Arthur Radtke February 26, 2020

    Folks the man is a sociopath that over 60,000 Health Care Professionals say is unfit to be President of the USA. We've got to demand from our Representatives an immediate Amendment 25 removal from office for incompetence. With over 80 percent turnover from his appointee's it's obvious Trump hasn't got a clue how to manage as complex a job as President. Amendment 25 Now! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  70. Karl Burkhardt
    Karl Burkhardt February 26, 2020

    Trump has the corona virus under total control: he has engaged Symantec Norton as action team!😂😂😂

  71. Lonely Wolf
    Lonely Wolf February 26, 2020

    Silver Solution
    Brought to you by
    Geralt of Rivia
    Because Silver is for Monsters

  72. Blakensteina1 Blakensteina1
    Blakensteina1 Blakensteina1 February 26, 2020

    Whoa !!!    That virus  has spread to 42 countries , and trump says that it is under control ???     Wow !!     The Ebola virus , is sub level 4 ,  meaning that it is even more contagious , but  it was stopped from leaving Africa.   Is this because the Africans just don't seem to get around as much as the Chinese.??

  73. Gireesh Menon
    Gireesh Menon February 26, 2020

    Trump is gonna win if he constantly criticizes, negative publicity would eventually become positive for Trump.Btw the stadium welcoming Trump was jam packed with 125k people

  74. Bob
    Bob February 26, 2020

    Imagine thinking that coronavirus is scary…. When 60k people die to the flu every year and coronavirus only has infected 80k people and killed only 2.7k in 3 months….. And we also need to consider that it originated from a country with people that have no access to healthcare….

  75. LOOK over there 2019
    LOOK over there 2019 February 26, 2020

    S.N.A.F.U.

  76. Willie Godbolt
    Willie Godbolt February 26, 2020

    The Republican Party has become the political party of constant lying, open corruption and frequent stupidity and that will be a bad smell to get rid of once Trump is gone.

  77. Not Just Another Human
    Not Just Another Human February 26, 2020

    I support hate trump
    But it feels good to hear his vines

  78. freaker126
    freaker126 February 26, 2020

    everyday trump talks as if he's selling his ass off. His ass already owned by Putin? What more he wants? :p

  79. Pickle
    Pickle February 26, 2020

    The laughter after that clip of the “drill” where a dude is getting assaulted and kidnapped by Chinese police really explains a lot about Kimmel’s audience.

  80. Abhishek pandya
    Abhishek pandya February 26, 2020

    Things said about coronavirus not in good taste. Looks like he's out of content.

  81. Helen Lowe
    Helen Lowe February 26, 2020

    How SENILE IS THIS MAN?! POOR TINK…

  82. Paul Simpson
    Paul Simpson February 26, 2020

    Made me cringe, all the references. It's like Jimmy and his audience are all stuck in 2008.

  83. Naga Ashura
    Naga Ashura February 26, 2020

    😍

  84. Jorge Yamuz
    Jorge Yamuz February 26, 2020

    idk taking clip's out of context twisting them as u please to look funny and cool to bash on ur own president i kinda lost some respect for you my man btw i dont even live in america… i couldnt care less about trump ..

  85. Sylvio Bertoli
    Sylvio Bertoli February 26, 2020

    Well done, Jimmy. Expose these scoundrels that use the name of God to take advantage of credulous people. May there is a hell, so that these people can rot in there.

  86. Akhand Pratap Singh
    Akhand Pratap Singh February 26, 2020

    I was constantly reaching out to your channel just to see you your reaction on POTUS visit to INDIA…..it was funny by the way well his whole visit was a joke.

  87. Greg Armstrong
    Greg Armstrong February 26, 2020

    Unbelievable. What a joke. The biggest skid mark on this planet needs to hire someone to write his speeches, pronto! For a little glimpse into the future of the U.S. that trump has created there is a movie called “Idiocracy”. It might be terrifying enough to motivate a change in direction.

  88. Tex Hunter
    Tex Hunter February 26, 2020

    If you play old Tammye Faye and Jimmy Baker records backwards you hear Amway messages.

  89. John Cena
    John Cena February 26, 2020

    So when Trump says the Corona virus is under control does that mean he will nuke China?🤔

  90. Jenő Diozeggi
    Jenő Diozeggi February 26, 2020

    Kimmel – your'e the cow – that gets butted – probably: more now than then!! And please!! To place a misleading picture of something- is old news!! Try do better…

  91. Sandra S
    Sandra S February 26, 2020

    I just cringe every time I hear the Narcissist in Chief speak. How could anyone possibly think that man is qualified to be President!

  92. Sandra S
    Sandra S February 26, 2020

    Red, the Republican and Russian color.

  93. Andreas karlsson
    Andreas karlsson February 26, 2020

    "they love cows in India"
    So true!

  94. Basketball Player
    Basketball Player February 26, 2020

    Trump lowkey looking skinnier

  95. Walter Pearlman
    Walter Pearlman February 26, 2020

    Spread the fear – foment the panic – blame our President for a strain of a flu-like virus less deadly than seasonal flu ….

  96. chippy boy
    chippy boy February 26, 2020

    His echo must be so deflated to all ways to be pumping air in his tyres..!!!!

  97. Anke
    Anke February 26, 2020

    OMG!!!! They love cows in India!!

  98. Murari Dhakad
    Murari Dhakad February 26, 2020

    If he loves more cows in India. Is it bad thing to do. I am not a big fan of trump rather i like your show but this joke is ridiculous

  99. Green Queen
    Green Queen February 26, 2020

    tRump is a fool, a joke, a clown.

  100. Free Birdie
    Free Birdie February 26, 2020

    He can not see farther than his eyelashes or himself, so he can see stadium seats from that distance as always full.

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