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The ACTUAL Democratic Debate



ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 2019 Democratic national debates on your mark get set we're gonna have to figure something out so you guys don't talk over each other all time how's this everyone gets four seconds to talk and then you can interrupt them even Tulsi Tulsi will get two seconds we absolutely need to stay engaged in the Middle East to ramp up our war efforts we lost a drone as a veteran I disagree shut up Tulsi if you vote for me I will give reparations to everyone who had to watch this debate what do you plan to do to solve the energy crisis Drive the white man from our land and hope that earth our mother can heal make renewable energy free mess and that here so loud we need to stop wasting chemicals in plastic making shampoo ladies your hair smells fine I promise burn sage and ask mother goddess to drive the bad energy out that's not the kind of energy we're talking about here Marion going back to the crystal standard is the only way to ensure our currency will have positive vibrations okay then vote opera me no voyage a port are too familiar excuse Oh mio peril puedo hablar español mas way no day – yo puedo stand ons coab way no tambien no entiendes not a gringo so I did a party Domingo mass Meccano what dude is waiting yummy it's family a solution our costumes Oh golly what are they saying they're telling America to vote for Trump hey folks please like subscribe and leave a comment also if you really want to support this kind of content please donate at subscribe Starcom slash freedom tunes thank you

49 Comments

  1. ColonelMetus
    ColonelMetus July 8, 2019

    This is subversive. Pls report and dislike

  2. Lil Rawri
    Lil Rawri July 8, 2019

    Beto standing on the podium made me laugh really hard

  3. Jay Death
    Jay Death July 8, 2019

    Yeah, the real thing was basically a Loony Tunes conference.

  4. Kacey Callahan
    Kacey Callahan July 8, 2019

    Like how you didn't actually have anything bad to say about Warren so you resorted to… weird Native American caricature that is completely irrelevant?

  5. taydolf swiftler
    taydolf swiftler July 8, 2019

    So guys what are we gonna do when Texas goes blue (already happening)?

  6. yuvgotubekidding
    yuvgotubekidding July 8, 2019

    As President Trump said "too easy."

  7. Vince M
    Vince M July 8, 2019

    🤣😂

  8. Raven
    Raven July 8, 2019

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg

  9. Jeduraiya
    Jeduraiya July 8, 2019

    This would be funny if it wasn't so accurate.

  10. Daniel Billingslea
    Daniel Billingslea July 8, 2019

    Needed more Andrew Yang

  11. Bill Rodgers
    Bill Rodgers July 8, 2019

    America needs fascism now more then ever! Hitler plz help us! We failed you last time we wont fail you again!

  12. Dr. Bandanna
    Dr. Bandanna July 8, 2019

    I’m not gonna lie I kinda like Andrew yang

  13. Aidawg
    Aidawg July 8, 2019

    Did you even the debate you ancap scum

  14. Anthony Michael
    Anthony Michael July 8, 2019

    Tulsi! Tulsi! Tulsi!

  15. James
    James July 8, 2019

    The 253 democratic candidates downvoted this video

  16. Strongguy94
    Strongguy94 July 8, 2019

    When Beto spoke Spanish I lost it, im in tears 😂😂

  17. clay forester
    clay forester July 8, 2019

    That was beautiful

  18. Zero Cool
    Zero Cool July 8, 2019

    I'm voting for that hippie white lady.

  19. LoganKirkman
    LoganKirkman July 8, 2019

    Williamson 2020 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  20. Goji Mation
    Goji Mation July 8, 2019

    Somehow Biden had the best idea…
    WTF EVEN WAS THIS, I COULDNT EVEN UNDERSTAND HALF OF THE DEBATE BECAUSE I CANT SPEAK DRUG CARTEL.
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  21. NillocsKeep
    NillocsKeep July 8, 2019

    The freaking crystal girl, too damn funny.

  22. Balsha 18
    Balsha 18 July 8, 2019

    Andrew Yang wasn't even mentioned in this… Sounds about right

  23. JonatasAdoM
    JonatasAdoM July 8, 2019

    When you think it can't get worse than Hillary

  24. JonatasAdoM
    JonatasAdoM July 8, 2019

    They should have said something in Spanish together

  25. Arsenic Pills
    Arsenic Pills July 8, 2019

    LET YANG SPEAK

  26. MYSTER
    MYSTER July 8, 2019

    I wanted Andrew yang to talk.
    He was beside Bernie, I think.

  27. Salty Spitoon
    Salty Spitoon July 8, 2019

    Ummm fair use requires you to change or alter the content to some degree… or something… gonna get struck…

  28. Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford July 8, 2019

    Mary anne williamson was about to become a final boss

  29. GamerDaddy
    GamerDaddy July 8, 2019

    LOL 😆

  30. Simon M
    Simon M July 8, 2019

    Just like the real debate yang got not enough time to me dems not seem loony

  31. John Rildo
    John Rildo July 8, 2019

    The Democrats are just white hating traitors. The Republicans just want to drain as much money out of us while they destroy the nation anyway.

  32. J.M Ben
    J.M Ben July 8, 2019

    For those of you that couldn't understand it, Bernie Sanders was saying "cheer communism comrade" in Russian at the end.

    "Коммуиисм обадете комрад"

  33. Larkin Hancock
    Larkin Hancock July 8, 2019

    My god this is depressing. Still won't vote for Trump though.

  34. KinG Dee
    KinG Dee July 8, 2019

    You’ve definitely earned my sub, this was so hilarious and accurate at the same time !

  35. Crying Freemann
    Crying Freemann July 8, 2019

    Funny stuff.

  36. Gun Noob
    Gun Noob July 8, 2019

    They sure as hell did tell America to vote for the Israeli shill Trump. We have never had a good choice…

  37. Matthew Hudson
    Matthew Hudson July 8, 2019

    “They’re telling America to vote for trump.” That’s so true and funny.

  38. The West is the Best
    The West is the Best July 8, 2019

    Beto's not even a real Mexican. His real name is Robert Francis and he's 100% White! He just calls himself Beto to pander to Mexicans

  39. Matthew Purdy
    Matthew Purdy July 8, 2019

    In a nutshell, Trump won the Democratic debate

  40. ka powertag
    ka powertag July 8, 2019

    If you can’t levitate like normal people, i don’t think you can run for presidency

  41. Cee Jay
    Cee Jay July 8, 2019

    The original was better. Because the original cannot be satirised.

  42. Ikrani
    Ikrani July 8, 2019

    I want Tulsi to win the primaries, but in 2024 when she no longer wins the election at the expense of Trump. The Meme-Lord-in-Chief needs another 4 years at the helm, and hopefully Tulsi will have dropped all the DNC bullsheit she's been convinced to espouse.

  43. Yawny Games
    Yawny Games July 8, 2019

    Lmao beto standing on the podium

  44. David Underwood
    David Underwood July 8, 2019

    Best video you've had in a while. Beto standing in the podium the whole time was amazing

  45. Nathan Prindler
    Nathan Prindler July 8, 2019

    The first shot with Beto standing on his podium made me laugh out loud. XD

  46. Jimmy Melonseed
    Jimmy Melonseed July 8, 2019

    Andrew Yang got the least amount of speaking in this debate 🙁

  47. 8simonking8
    8simonking8 July 8, 2019

    That was funny, and true.

  48. zoeynot101
    zoeynot101 July 8, 2019

    Is that my boi Jason?
    What's he doing here with the social contractor??

  49. Starman Gaming
    Starman Gaming July 8, 2019

    Hey, how come Yang didn't even get to speak for ONE second? Let Yang Speak!

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