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President Trump, In His ‘Great And Unmatched Wisdom,’ Decides To Abandon Kurds


WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I HAVE A SIMPLE BUT EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION —
CAN WE TAKE AWAY DONALD TRUMP’S PHONE? ( LAUGHTER )
OR, IF HE HAS TO HAVE ONE, COULD IT BE THIS ONE? ( LAUGHTER ) ‘CAUSE EVERYTHING HE DOES WITH
HIS PHONE IS BAD. TWEETING, TALKING, SEXUALLY
HARASSING IT. ( LAUGHTER )
(AS TRUMP) “SIRI, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?”
( LAUGHTER ) HERE’S HOW HIS PHONE MAKES
THINGS WORSE — YESTERDAY, AFTER A PHONE CALL BETWEEN TRUMP AND
TURKISH STRONGMAN RECEP ERDOGAN, THE PRESIDENT ANNOUNCED THAT THE
U.S. IS WITHDRAWING TROOPS FROM NORTHERN SYRIA POSTS, LEAVING
KURDISH ALLIES TO FACE TURKEY. THIS IS A COMPLETE BETRAYAL OF
THE KURDISH FIGHTERS WHO HELPED THE U.S. DEFEAT ISIS, AND
THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY OUT OF THIS. KURDS, YOU’VE GOT 24 HOURS TO
DIG UP DIRT ON JOE BIDEN. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO’S
ALARMED. SO IS SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR AND
POSSUM YOU’VE TRAPPED AT THE BOTTOM OF A GARBAGE CAN
LINDSEY GRAHAM. ( LAUGHTER )
GRAHAM IS NORMALLY A RELIABLE TRUMP TOADY, BUT TODAY HE SAID
THIS ON FOX AND FRIENDS.>>STEPHEN: LOOK HOW
UNCOMFORTABLE THE FOX AND FRIENDS ARE, SITTING THROUGH
THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
THEY’RE JUST AGOO NICING. JIM, ZOOM IN AND SEE WHAT
THEY’RE THINKING.>>NATIONAL SECURITY–
>>OH, MY GOSH, TRUMP TURNS ON HIS ALLIES? WE’RE HIS ALLIES!>>WHAT IF WE GO FROM FOX AND
FRIENDS TO FOX AND ENEMIES?>>HEY, NOW, YOU’RE AN ALL-STAR! GET YOUR GAME ON! GET PAID!”
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>STEPHEN: NOW, WE KID. BUT HERE’S WHAT BRIAN KILMEADE
ACTUALLY SAID:>>WHAT A DISASTER. THE PRESIDENT’S STATEMENT
THROUGH STEPHANIE GRISHAM IS WE DEFEATED THE CALIPHATE AND THE
CALIPHATE IS DESTROYED. WE WOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT
WITHOUT THE KURDS WHO DID ALL OF OUR FIGHTING. NOW WE ARE SAYING, “OKAY, TURKS
GO WIPE THEM OUT OR FORCE THEM OUT.” WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE IS THAT TO
THE NEXT ALLY THAT WANTS TO SIDE WITH US? A DISASTROUS SERIES OF EVENTS. I HOPE THE PRESIDENT WILL
RETHINK THIS.>>Stephen: OKAY, BRIAN, I GET
WHAT YOU’RE SAYING, BUT TO RE-THINK
SOMETHING, HE HAS TO HAVE THINKED IT FIRST. I’M NOT SURE THE EVIDENCE IS IN
ON THAT ONE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: YEAH, GOT TO USE THE BRAIN TO THINK IT.>>Stephen: BUT STILL, I CAN’T
BELIEVE TRUMP LOST BRIAN KILMEADE. THAT’S LIKE TIMMY LOSING LASSIE. ( BARKING )
( LAUGHTER ) HE’LL BE FINE. IT WASN’T JUST GRAHAM AND KIL
KILLMEADE. PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE
AISLE UNLOADED ON TRUMP FOR THIS BETRAYAL. SO TRUMP WENT ON TWITTER AND
WENT FULL TWIT, SAYING THAT THOUGH HE’S PULLING OUT OF
SYRIA, “WE WILL BE FOCUSED ON THE BIG PICTURE, KNOWING WE CAN
ALWAYS GO BACK AND BLAST!” (AS TRUMP)
“WE CAN GO BACK AND BLAST! WE CAN ALSO BRING THE
BOOM-BOOMS, THE BLAMMO, AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS, MULTIPLE
KABLOOIES.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT, IN DEFENDING HIS ACTIONS, HE SAVED THE BEST FOR WORST —
“AS I HAVE STATED STRONGLY BEFORE, AND JUST TO REITERATE,
IF TURKEY DOES ANYTHING THAT I, IN MY GREAT AND UNMATCHED
WISDOM, CONSIDER TO BE OFF LIMITS, I WILL TOTALLY DESTROY
AND OBLITERATE THE ECONOMY OF TURKEY– I’VE DONE BEFORE!”
( AUDIENCE REACTS )>>Jon: WHOA!>>Stephen: WHAT IS HE TALKING
ABOUT?>>Stephen: WOW, HE’S GONE
FULL GOD-EMPEROR. (AS TRUMP)
“IT IS I, DONALD THE GREAT, OF UNMATCHED WISDOM AND INFINITE
WIVES, DESTROYER OF CASINOS, CONQUEROR OF 10-PIECE MCNUGGETS
SCOURGE OF CHRISSY TIEGEN, DEFEATED ONLY ONCE IN BATTLE BY
MY ETERNAL NEMESIS: UMBRELLA.” ( LAUGHTER )
( PIANO RIFF ) ( APPLAUSE )
BUT WE CAN’T FORGET ABOUT TRUMP’S UKRAINE SCANDAL. I’LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN
TONIGHT’S “DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH.” ( LAUGHTER )
>>IT WAS A REALLY GREAT CONVERSATION, AND EVERYBODY WILL
SAY THAT.>>Stephen: WHEN IT COMES TO
THIS SCANDAL, IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE’S FEEDING
ME CRAZY PILLS. I MEAN, WE HAVE SEEN THE
TRANSCRIPT OF THE PHONE CALL WHERE TRUMP PRESSURES THE
PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE FOR DIRT ON JOE BIDEN, BUT EVERYWHERE
YOU LOOK, REPUBLICANS ARE SAYING, “THERE’S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THIS CALL. YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT YOU SAW.” IT’S LIKE THAT SCENE IN “STAR
WARS.”>>YOU DON’T NEED TO SEE–
>>THE TRANSCRIPT.>>WE DON’T NEED TO SEE–
>>THE TRANSCRIPT.>>THESE ARE NOT THE–
>>TRANSCRIPT–>>YOU’RE LOOKING FOR. ( LAUGHTER )
>>STEPHEN: AND, NOW, THE LAWYER — “STAR WARS.” PEOPLE LOVE “STAR WARS.” ( APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF )>>Stephen: NOW THE LAWYER FOR
THE WHISTLEBLOWER ANNOUNCED THEY’RE REPRESENTING A SECOND
WHISTLEBLOWER. A SECOND WHISTLEBLOWER. THEY ARE REALLY STARTING TO
BUILD A CASE THAT THE PRESIDENT DID THE THING HE HAS REPEATEDLY
ADMITTED. ( LAUGHTER )
PLUS, ON THURSDAY, HOUSE DEMOCRATS RECEIVED A SERIES OF
DAMNING TEXTS THAT DEMONSTRATE HOW UKRAINE WAS PRESSURED BEFORE
THE PRESIDENT’S CALL. IN ONE EXCHANGE, FORMER
AMBASSADOR TO UKRAINE WILLIAM TAYLOR STRAIGHT-UP ASKS
AMBASSADOR TO THE E.U. GORDON SONDLAND WHETHER MILITARY AID
AND A MEETING BETWEEN TRUMP AND UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT ZELENSKY ARE
CONTINGENT ON THE BIDEN INVESTIGATION. TAYLOR SAYS, “ARE WE NOW SAYING
THAT SECURITY ASSISTANCE AND WHITE HOUSE MEETING ARE
CONDITIONED ON INVESTIGATIONS?”
TO WHICH SONDLAND REPLIES, “CALL ME.” ( LAUGHTER )
OH, THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU DON’T TEXT “CALL ME,” IF THE
PHONE CALL IS “I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE EVER FINDS
OUT HOW INNOCENT WE ARE.” ( LAUGHTER )
NO, THIS WAS THE “CALL ME” YOU GET FROM YOUR LAWYER AFTER YOU
TEXT, “HOW MUCH METH CAN I COOK AND IT’S STILL A MISDEMEANOR?”
( LAUGHTER ) “CALL ME.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: I CAN’T RELATE.>>Stephen: THEY HAD THEIR
PHONE CALL, SONDLAND AND TAYLOR. THEN, A FEW DAYS LATER, TAYLOR
TEXTED “AS I SAID ON THE PHONE, I THINK
IT’S CRAZY TO WITHHOLD SECURITY ASSISTANCE FOR HELP WITH A
POLITICAL CAMPAIGN,” SONDLAND REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP AND THEN
REPLIED, “BILL, I BELIEVE YOU ARE INCORRECT ABOUT PRESIDENT
TRUMP’S INTENTIONS. THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN CRYSTAL
CLEAR, NO QUID PRO QUOS OF ANY KIND.” THAT’S THE WAY YOU WRITE A TEXT
WHEN YOU KNOW SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING TO READ IT. ( LAUGHTER )
“YOU UP?” “SUSAN, YOU ARE INCORRECT IN
ASSUMING I AM ‘UP’ FOR LATE-NIGHT EXTRAMARITAL
SHENANIGANS. I HAVE BEEN CRYSTAL CLEAR I AM
NOT MEETING YOU AT THE MOTEL 6 AT 11:00 P.M. CALL ME.” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

100 Comments

  1. 2 years &
    2 years & October 9, 2019

    Remember that nasty king who had a mosquito up his nostrils and up his brain? The king would get his guards to slap his forehead in everytime the mosquito stung… he went mad to the point the king got his own shoe or some other instrument that was laying around and kept routinely on whacking it on his head where the mosquito was bothering him… until he beat his head to death.
    -moral of the story? Don't assume the position of "God".
    There is only one God, not a man, not a King but the creator of the universe.
    It's blasphemous to try and assume such authority and what's even worse is humans that assume that position have obnoxious amount of arrogance in them that God Himself does not possess.

  2. carman thomas
    carman thomas October 9, 2019

    Where's Rosie O'donald?
    This is come back moment if there ever way a time for 1.

  3. Be B.
    Be B. October 9, 2019

    He will "single handedly" destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey? How did he pull it off the first time?!? Besides that, his actions would be after a massacre and well yeah that really makes a point doesn't it >.<

  4. Chris
    Chris October 9, 2019

    Why are you supporting war in Syria?
    It's time to end all wars!
    Then Executive Orders can go away!

  5. ernst zundle
    ernst zundle October 9, 2019

    But what about Russia?!!!

  6. Aline BlackLaw
    Aline BlackLaw October 9, 2019

    Dig up dirt like find the weapons on mass destruction in Bush's & condo 's Heads? Still waiting 20 years later..

  7. Jack Emanuel
    Jack Emanuel October 9, 2019

    Is it not just amazing how even evangelical Christian’s really don’t like Trump, Trump is not a Christian he probably has never thought about his religious affiliation. Of course he appeals to religious people. Just because you appeal to someone doesn’t mean you are similar to or like that person

  8. KingOfAverage
    KingOfAverage October 9, 2019

    "To rethink something he has to have thinked it first"

  9. Steph Tash
    Steph Tash October 9, 2019

    Turkey is actually an NATO ally as well .. During the first Gulf war NATO planes were launched from Turkey …So US really cannot go against the Turks …Kurds during the Cold War era were actually getting arms from the Soviets … bit of a dilemma which way the US sides …

  10. Belinda Rocky
    Belinda Rocky October 9, 2019

    The "possum that you've trapped at the bottom of a garbage can" joke took me out 😂😂 it's so damn accurate.

  11. The Little Pasty
    The Little Pasty October 9, 2019

    As if isis wasn’t created by the government

  12. Lisa Hine
    Lisa Hine October 9, 2019

    Oh Lord save us from Trump!

  13. Reading Turtle
    Reading Turtle October 9, 2019

    "We can go back and BLAST" meaning American soldiers will have to go in by the thousands (instead of the relatively small number of special forces there now mostly advising) and fight WITHOUT allies to fix what he broke?

  14. Jed Rayne
    Jed Rayne October 9, 2019

    Haha I get it orange man bad

  15. MidScream1
    MidScream1 October 9, 2019

    We Republicans always knew you regressives were pro war 🙂

  16. greasy union guy
    greasy union guy October 9, 2019

    There is nothing funny about this. It is horrifying. My god

  17. Paul LaNoue
    Paul LaNoue October 9, 2019

    Trumpadoo is about change his name to Oz.

  18. Josue Moreno
    Josue Moreno October 9, 2019

    Good God let this FKN joke of a presidency end!!!!!!!

  19. aeroripper
    aeroripper October 9, 2019

    Jeb was right. This is a chaos presidency.

  20. JeffTheWinner
    JeffTheWinner October 9, 2019

    How many people here wanna get on twitter just to troll trump? I did and it felt fucking good!

  21. Jane Coburn
    Jane Coburn October 9, 2019

    America thinks because they went into WW2 now some how the world owes them. America only came into WW2 because of Japan otherwise they wouldn't have bothered. America you want to know why people hate America it's because you brag constantly of a greatness that doesn't exist. Trump is ruining your country.you won't get any help again.

  22. omnigeddon
    omnigeddon October 9, 2019

    In the Bible even back to before Noah! They talked about people like this.. people who automatically break down a husk(natural self defense) without even knowing the person aka an actor or singer who is popular globally the main term the Bible uses is : Nephilim” or mighty men of reknown no giant people like jack in the bean stalk.. giant as in know by a lot of people even without ever meeting these people

  23. craszhtube69
    craszhtube69 October 9, 2019

    The 1k dislikes are the brain dead zombies Dumptarts. Keep on walking zombies.

  24. Andrew Brent
    Andrew Brent October 9, 2019

    Phone call from the Turkish President? Doesn't Trump own Trump Towers Istanbul? Follow the money and impeach.

  25. John Olson
    John Olson October 9, 2019

    Colbert is full of Schitt 💩 !

  26. legolas76524
    legolas76524 October 9, 2019

    Can we get rid of these god forsaken late night shows before they get us nuked or something, trump is killing it and you’re making him look a fool to his enemies, someone’s gonna want to test his gangster

  27. The Joose
    The Joose October 9, 2019

    Yup, good job Colbert writers. Peach is in impeach. I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when that lighting bolt of genius came crashing down.

  28. Laura Di Sarli
    Laura Di Sarli October 9, 2019

    somebody has to stop this president!!!! I hope the republican party wakes up….

  29. Susan Robinson
    Susan Robinson October 9, 2019

    The Dumpster: "SIRI, what are you wearing?"
    SIRI: "A huge, black OtterBox!"

  30. True Response
    True Response October 9, 2019

    Crooked dems are dead meat for making up Bullshit all year long! Trump and true Americans already Won 2020!

  31. Danny Ramos
    Danny Ramos October 9, 2019

    Who cares what you say loser.
    DJT will win again in 2020 and I will laugh my ass off when you scumbags kill yourselves in a mass suicide when he wins.

  32. Btk 2020
    Btk 2020 October 9, 2019

    So if Turkey crosses a line…. Trump is going to run for President of Turkey to teach them a lesson?

  33. Kenneth Mazik
    Kenneth Mazik October 9, 2019

    Steve and the giant asshole!

  34. Larry James
    Larry James October 9, 2019

    Just wondering how many of these texts are being communicated on personal devices? I believe Obama's White House had one person, Hillary, using a personal device for government communications. Just saying.

  35. piaoliang jiejie
    piaoliang jiejie October 9, 2019

    He has to have thought of it first

  36. MrDadude555
    MrDadude555 October 9, 2019

    they do it on purpose to make it look like Turks are against Kurds, I have many Kurdish cousins aunts and uncles. Turkey used have a Kurdish President and Erdogan got more votes from Kurds than the supposed "Kurdish" party. But NO body in the west cares. And Turkey has the LARGEST border with Syria and attacks on Turkey by the pkk/pyg have killed more than 40,000 mostly Kurds since 1980. That is why this is a NO choice kind of thing. NO way Turkey can and will allow an Terrorist puppet state on her Borders.

  37. MrDadude555
    MrDadude555 October 9, 2019

    TURKEY HAS BEEN NATO ALLY FOR DECADES AND USA SOLD TURKEY OUT FOR TERRORISTS

  38. CJ
    CJ October 9, 2019

    Tweet#@realdonaldtrump: Resign!

  39. jan tetstone
    jan tetstone October 9, 2019

    The United States of America is not the world's  baby sitter. And this is a 'low-life' video, with sickos trying to  act smart…. jt

  40. John Rose
    John Rose October 9, 2019

    How can you conduct foreigh policy , when you have no idea what it is about . this boy ( trump ) is truely scary . everyday with him as president is halloween !!!!

  41. Toraguchi Toraguchi
    Toraguchi Toraguchi October 9, 2019

    Sure Cold-Bird know all about Geopolitics.

  42. nick atanassov
    nick atanassov October 9, 2019

    Impeach Trump ….? My arss.

  43. Lord Lunacy
    Lord Lunacy October 9, 2019

    Find something else to talk about, God damn clowns.

  44. BWood63
    BWood63 October 9, 2019

    This Orange shit better not get impeached because Pence actually scares me.

  45. Michael Domingo
    Michael Domingo October 9, 2019

    the amount of blood that would be spilled because of him.

  46. Osiran Rebel
    Osiran Rebel October 9, 2019

    Problem is this isn’t funny at all !!

    Only in the overgrown banana republic called America.

    Sad .

  47. Mclovin Mclovin
    Mclovin Mclovin October 9, 2019

    The Kurds came to the USA and fought ISIS for us, they delivered our captured soldiers, freed our territory, protected American families plus they gave us weapons, financial aid, logistical aid and
    saved us, . Oh wait, it's the other way around.

  48. The Internet Wizards Society
    The Internet Wizards Society October 9, 2019

    Trump is literally a crazy person. If you cant see how detached from reality he is… Then you might be crazy too

  49. M.B.Y.S
    M.B.Y.S October 9, 2019

    He must have “thinked” it first?

  50. Dana Gooden
    Dana Gooden October 9, 2019

    Okay, am I the only one that thinks Trump does this with Turkey/Kurds to demonstrate to Ukrain (and anybody else that he asked for corruptive help) what could happen to them if they don't hold up the front that "nothing happened"? It would be so him…

  51. Tuesday Patience
    Tuesday Patience October 9, 2019

    Trump has ruined a Twitter forever.

  52. Jean Redman-Roberts
    Jean Redman-Roberts October 9, 2019

    Whistleblower identity kept secret because Melania wants to surprise Trump biggly.

  53. Tuesday Patience
    Tuesday Patience October 9, 2019

    Man, wouldn’t it be so awesome if Pence was the whistleblower?? And that, by revealing this dirt, enough of it splatters on him that they BOTH go and we get our very own version of Pres. Ford when Pelosi takes over the Oval Office (though I hope she doesn’t fall quite as often – she looks a bit more fragile than Gerald)!!!!!!! Ah, a girl can dream 🤗.

  54. TheBombanater
    TheBombanater October 9, 2019

    #NotMyEmperor

  55. runny warm
    runny warm October 9, 2019

    Would be hilarious is Melania was the whistle blower. We know she blows a lot of other things. But she would never risk her huge inheritance she is waiting for and praying that Dump's heart attack comes real soon.

  56. dougj dempsey
    dougj dempsey October 9, 2019

    “Destroy the economy of turkey” is he going to open casinos there?

  57. Hiwa Omed
    Hiwa Omed October 9, 2019

    I feel really bad for Kurds , they are nearly 50 million in middle east , split between Iraq , Iran , Syria , turkey .
    and guess what they will become our enemy just like Taliban in Afghanistan .
    and don't forget they hold nearly 16k isis , if they escape the all world would be i danger
    shame on you trump

  58. Phyllis Lowe
    Phyllis Lowe October 9, 2019

    He is a TOTAL IDIOT!

  59. uKnow Who
    uKnow Who October 9, 2019

    Man Stephen, you were a very hateful person. Can't stand to watch you knowing what you were.

  60. sdfkjgh
    sdfkjgh October 9, 2019

    0:58 Kurds: Sorry, we're a little busy dealing with actual problems.  Try asking the Whey people, they live two dunes down from us.

  61. bordermaniac
    bordermaniac October 9, 2019

    have you ever wondered maybe chosing YPG as allies was the wrong thing to do at start of this shitthunder of syria? while you had a nato ally next to syria

  62. sdfkjgh
    sdfkjgh October 9, 2019

    5:12 If it actually gets him out, I think I'm gonna hafta do the impossible and agree, it WAS a really great conversation.

  63. Scott Sparling
    Scott Sparling October 9, 2019

    Oh my God, the day faux and friends critiques trump is something I thought I would NEVER see. After all, Faux IS state propaganda, in this march toward fascism we are on. Maybe their corporate/financial interest is making them say, 'wow, this is gonna go sideways, we need to get in front of it and bail'. IDK. I'm blown away.

  64. Fire & Water
    Fire & Water October 9, 2019

    Good luck! Americans are not going to listen to a wolf or a fox!

  65. sdfkjgh
    sdfkjgh October 9, 2019

    7:08 Just how does Stephen know about the 3 gram rule?

  66. Yagi
    Yagi October 9, 2019

    Imagine being so far left, that you're literally calling for war and troop deployment.

  67. Jonathan Sheneman
    Jonathan Sheneman October 9, 2019

    The turks are just gonna send in agents not tanks or fighters- anything satellites are going to see. Total betrayal by this administration, I hope it doesn’t happen. Turkish President is a pos dictator.

  68. User Unnamed
    User Unnamed October 9, 2019

    Trump Twitter Museum:

    Here we see the tweet where Trump in his unmatched wisdom invents the new word covfefe. Clearly he is the only one intelligent enough to grasp its true meaning.

    And here we see the tweet where he generously condescends to all of us lesser beings “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault”

  69. Lord Psi
    Lord Psi October 9, 2019

    SomeBODY

  70. Jeremy Harmon
    Jeremy Harmon October 9, 2019

    KURDISH BLOOD WILL STAIN AMERICA'S LEGAVY! DOWN WITH THIS TYRANT

  71. Hiyuke La Vie
    Hiyuke La Vie October 9, 2019

    All hail God Emperor Trump, first of his name, wielder of the Sacred Sharpie, patron Saint of Hamberders, and grabber of women by their p-ssies

  72. Taytor Cat
    Taytor Cat October 9, 2019

    fox and friends turn into fox and foes

  73. SonyJimable
    SonyJimable October 9, 2019

    The quality of propaganda is so poor these days. You get these tired weirdo pedophile game show hosts all past their use-by-dates spewing the exact same neocon talking points on every channel. Colbert is as boring as the rest. They really struggle to dress up the propaganda with any kind of entertainment value. I mean if you are going to lie and do nothing but peddle bull crap then at least entertain the mob properly. * unsubscribed *

  74. Île-de- France
    Île-de- France October 9, 2019

    In Turkey Vs. Kurds Dispute, Trump Chooses The Side Where He Has A Condo Complex

    The administration is letting Turkey move into northern Syria to wipe out the Kurds, who have long fought Islamic State terrorism alongside the U.S.

    A financial disclosure that Trump filed in May claims he earned between $100,001 and $1 million from the Istanbul project in the past year, the same range he claimed for the previous year. In a June 2017 filing, Trump claimed he’d earned between $1 million and $5 million from the project in the preceding 12 months.

    Thank you Prime Minister Erdogan for joining us yesterday to celebrate the launch of #TrumpTowers Istanbul!” Ivanka Trump, now a top White House aide, wrote on April 12, 2012.

  75. Veronica Luccas
    Veronica Luccas October 9, 2019

    He needs to get out of the white house now!!!!!! We are already doomed!!!!!

  76. Newone Very
    Newone Very October 9, 2019

    Don't say kurds in the plural, those are terrorist groups that have been on the list for decades

  77. Scorpius Jones
    Scorpius Jones October 9, 2019

    "Oh, you know the answer…wow" omg John is amazing lol

  78. Ivy King
    Ivy King October 9, 2019

    All jokes aside; realise this: former US allies are going to be hunted as terrorists by the Turkish government. People are dying.
    Reçep Erdogan is a dictator and he does not shy going over bodies.
    OMG ; Trump is retarding even further

  79. James Peter
    James Peter October 9, 2019

    Trump is the most disloyal person in the world. He doesnt care about anyone but himself.

  80. Jeroen Jarino
    Jeroen Jarino October 9, 2019

    He's using Erdogans own words and taunting him you dumbo! But to take some time and translate is to hard for all the numbskulls laughing about it…

  81. David Schaffranick
    David Schaffranick October 9, 2019

    This president is the biggest "joke" in history – only it´s not funny anymore. He becomes more and more dangerous. Frightening!

  82. Curtis Stapleton
    Curtis Stapleton October 9, 2019

    I simply luv corbert suits

  83. VashXTrigun
    VashXTrigun October 9, 2019

    Seeing as what has happened with Donald's hair in the past, instead of the umbrella, I would say the wind is his mortal nemesis.

    Evidence A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW44Bv02_u0

  84. ame7272
    ame7272 October 9, 2019

    The laughing stock of our planet. 😂🤣😂🤣
    We told you, remember?

  85. Helen Azad
    Helen Azad October 9, 2019

    Plisses helps kurde

  86. Uriel Anthony Marcaida
    Uriel Anthony Marcaida October 9, 2019

    Its media like these that are making America look worse and worse by the minute. Mockery of your own people not to mention your very own leaders, gets you nowhere. It only pulls you downward.
    In the grams scheme of things, the people who orchestrated this grand design is winning the war for supremacy.
    Havent you people noticed how America is now in complete anarchy?
    Rallies here and there, riots everywhere. Activists fighting for imaginary oppression, rallyists starting off with a good platform and vision ending up screwing things over when mentally and politically challenged.
    America has fallen from grace….
    Shame on you people…. Shame on all of you…

  87. ima shaman
    ima shaman October 9, 2019

    if trumps becomes president again im going to laught so hard in every comment

  88. R3LL1K
    R3LL1K October 9, 2019

    I SEE A BUNCH OF PUSSIE LIBERALS MAD THAT TRUMP IS GOING TO WIN 2020

  89. Sydney Marshall
    Sydney Marshall October 9, 2019

    “How dare you accuse me of something I said I did!” – Trump

  90. MissasDuke
    MissasDuke October 9, 2019

    I guess we found Lindsey's line in the sand. At least, there is one.

  91. James Harris
    James Harris October 9, 2019

    It is a race to see who can achieve the highest level of delusion, Trump or his supporters…

  92. Marianne Greig
    Marianne Greig October 9, 2019

    Scourge of Chrissy Teigen!!!

  93. Vivo Cano
    Vivo Cano October 9, 2019

    HIS PLAN IS TURKEY ATTACKS KURDS AND SYRIA, IRAN RESPONDS TO TURKEY, TURKEY IS NATO, WW3

  94. Kander 101
    Kander 101 October 9, 2019

    Colbert there's nothing stopping you from joining the Kurds in the trenches if you feel so strongly about it. But unlike our men in uniform your just a litte chicken shit with a big mouth.

  95. Sandesh van't Veen
    Sandesh van't Veen October 9, 2019

    Well Turkey just invaded northern Syria…

  96. StefAcho
    StefAcho October 9, 2019

    "Hey now, your en all-star.." Hahah! That could seriously be what he is thinking! Hahah

  97. Etb Etb
    Etb Etb October 9, 2019

    All the progs are saying is give war a chance.
    Obama used Wahhabi Jihadists as proxy warriors it worked in 'We came, we saw, he died.' Libya.
    It failed in Syria with Russian support, as a Neo-Con lite Obama wasn't willing to go boots deep when it counted.
    The caliphate as predicted in Judicial Watch's FOIA litigated Defense Intelligence Agency's paper (1) was lost before Trump.
    1: https://www.judicialwatch.org/documents/pgs-287-293-291-jw-v-dod-and-state-14-812-2/

  98. Tozias Silverfang
    Tozias Silverfang October 9, 2019

    Impeach the giant orange Dump!

  99. jon
    jon October 9, 2019

    Colbert's response to 4:07 is one of the best things we've heard on TV in a long while. LMMFAO

  100. Hans Jansen
    Hans Jansen October 9, 2019

    Who needs enemies when you have a 'friend' like the USA. Reminds me of the 'treaties' in the past with the Native Americans. Old habits die hard….. Judasses!

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