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Modiji, Cow and Elections – Standup Comedy by Vibhor Chaudhary – LIMEWIT Live


To, khair Modi ji ka confidence level to zabardast hai Kyu, Vishwas ji? Jaise aapka naam Vishwas hai unhe khud Vishwas hai To ek jagah bhashan de rahe Bhaiyo aur Behno Mitro Mai aap sab ko batana chahta hu Bhaiyo aur Behno Hamare Gujrat me Hamare Gujrat me Bael bhi doodh deta hai Bhaiyo aur Behno Adhikari ne tok diya Bole Modi ji Bael doodh ni deta Gaye doodh deti hai Ab samajh me Modi ji ke bhi aagya ki galti hogyi hai To usko cover up kaise kar rahe hai To jab unse kuch galti hoti hai to vo emotional ho jaate hai Public ke saamne Bhaiyo aur Behno Mai aap sab se poochna chahta hu Bhaiyo aur Behno Gaye ghaas khaati hai ki nahi khaati hai Bole ji khaati hai Gaye doodh deti hai ki nahi deti hai Bole ji khaati hai Bael bhi ghaas khaata hai mitro To bael ko bhi doodh dena chahiye ke nahi dena chahiye Dena chahiye ke nahi dena chahiye Public ne kaha dena chahiye dena chahiye Desh ki sava sau crore janta mere saath hai Mai dekhta hu bael ko konsi taakat doodh dene se rokti hai To ye Modi ji ka confidence hai Doosre hai Kejriwal Kejriwal mujhe bhot pasand hai Ek to mujhe Mukhya Mantri kam Aisa lagta hai Chaudhary khaandan ki sabse choti bahu hai Jaise pariwaar me sabse choti bahu ke nakhre rehte hai na Maaji ye nahi karne de rahi Saasu ye nahi karne de rahi Aisa hi ye hai Modi ji ye nahi karne de rahe LG ye nahi karne deraha Aapko yaad hoga pichli Diwali pe iski gaadi chori hui thi Haina sir! Aam Aadmi Car WagonR To maine iske Security guard se poocha ki bhai jab iski car chori hui to tu kahan tha Bola sir “Aapko to pata hai, ye leechad aadmi hai” “Maine isse baksheesh maangi isne dii nahi” Maine choro se le li Nahi badiya to mai bhot hoon Uske baad Mulayam Singh Yadav Vo bhi mujhe bohot pasand hai Vo banda apna bhashan khud record karke sune Uske samajh me nahi aata Samajh me? Uske bete ke samajh me nahi aata Vo kabhi kabaar bol deta hai Papa hamari party me hai hi nahi Vo to bete mai aisa nahi keh raha tha Aisa nahi keh raha tha Abhi Shivpal ne apni party alag bana li Toh! Ek din jab UP me chunaav hue Sapa ki sarkaar giri BJP ki sarkaar aayi To patrkar ne ye pooch liya ki aap haare kaise To Mulayam Singh Yadav (Mulayam Singh Yadav murmuring) (Mulayam Singh Yadav murmuring) Bole “Sir, kya keh rahe ho samajh me nahi aaya” “Bole samajh me mere bhi nahi aaya kya bola” Aise hi chal raha hai Doosra Ye jitte bhi politician hai Ye saare mereko lagta hai Ye mythological character hai Ye vo pauranic log hai jo pehle aa chuke hai Ramayan me, Mahabharat me Inki harkate dekho aapko pata chal jaayega Jaise Kejriwal ki harkate aise hi Jaise chinaal aurat Iss shabd pe offend mat hona Jaise, vo harkate kaisi karti hai Jaise, ye tha pehle Suparnika Jaise Suparnika ne pehle Lakshman ko pressurise kiya Mujhse shaadi kar, mujhse shaadi kar Fir usne naak kaatli Ye bhi aise logo ko ungli karta hai pehle Fir bolta hai meri naak kaatli Modi ji the Krishna Bhagwan Jaise Krishna Bhagwan ne wahan updesh diye the Pattha yahan bhi wahi kar raha hai Ye kya bolta hai GST tum bharo Aadhar tum link karwao Bank ke khate tum judwao Saalo jyada teen panch karoge Jhola uthaunga videsh nikal lunga Thank you Aur Amit Shah Khopdi aadmi hai woh Amit Shah hain Bhishma Pitamah Jab Bhishma Pitamah jab mar rahe the na wo Mrityu Kyuki iccha mrityu ka vardaan prapt tha na to Teero ki saiyan par lete hue the To marte marte bhi yahi soch rahe the ki Yeh yudh kisi bhi tarah Paandav jeet jaye Isi tarah Amit Shah bhi yehi sochta hai Do vidhayak, do saansad aur mile Do jagah sarkar aur banau Ab, Modiji ka dikkat ek aur hai Ab maine ek din Facebook pr likha Modi ji To niche comment aa gaya Oye chutiye! Maine kaha “Bhai abhi type kara hai, post thode hi na kara hai” Bola Modi ji ko kuch nahi Modi ji ko kuch nahi Achha ye puch lo ki BJP se ki bhai aap ke 4 saal , 5 saal pure hone wali hai toh Aap hisaab do Modi ji ko bura nahi lagta Bhakt offend ho jaate hain Gala pakad lete hain “Abbe tune chutiye 70 saal se congress se hisaab maanga kya?” “Congress se pucha kya?” Toh main un bhakton ko bata dena chahta hoon ki Jab congress rule kar rahi thi Us waqt main bachha tha yaar Mujhe ni thi political samajh Main nahi puch paaya Abhi ek statement diya Yogi Adityanath ji ne ki Hanuman dalit the Bola tha na Ki Hanuman ji dalit the Phir ek muslim neta ne bol diya ki Nahi, nahi wo dalit nahi musalmaan the Jaise Salman, Suleman aise Hanuman Lekin main Yogi ji ke baat se ittefaq rakhta hoon Hanuman ji Dalit ho sakte hain bhai us time pe Ab socho jis yug me Shri Ram nahi ud pa rahe Aur ek bandar uda phir raha Toh bhai saab aarakshan wala hi kar sakta hai ye Ab socho usne dusre ki sone ki lanka jala di Suraj nigal liya Ye to koi aarakshan wala hi kar sakta hai Koi general wala karta toh Jail me pada hota Lekin phir main sochta hoon ki Yaar jis hissab ki Hanuman ji ki body thi na Wo Jaat ya Rajpoot hi rahe honge

100 Comments

  1. Khushal Dayani
    Khushal Dayani April 5, 2019

    All the stand up comedian’s targeting only on Modi. Ye log ko views badane k liye bhangwan ko b nahi chodte hai
    Salo ko Chapal leke marna chaiye mc

  2. siddhartha kumar
    siddhartha kumar April 5, 2019

    Where is Congress chutiye??

  3. Pratham Gawali
    Pratham Gawali April 5, 2019

    Lame

  4. Umang Khanna
    Umang Khanna April 5, 2019

    Ye Congress ka Kutta 🐕 lag raha hai…? 😂😑

  5. nilesh salve
    nilesh salve April 5, 2019

    #arvindkejriwal

  6. Shashank Verma
    Shashank Verma April 6, 2019

    Dharam ka majak mat banaya kro bhai.

  7. ISWAR PRADHAN
    ISWAR PRADHAN April 7, 2019

    Comedy hai ki election ka prachar.

  8. vikas chandra
    vikas chandra April 8, 2019

    Maza nahi aaya.

  9. vj boudhz
    vj boudhz April 8, 2019

    Madarchod last me ma chudwa li na tune aa mil mujhse Mai hu SC category se or dekh Meri body …..or bahenchon reservation Kyu laagu kia gya ye samjhna tumhare jaisi raand bhaand or gawar k bas ka nahi samjhana……. Bhadwe dalle

  10. hk
    hk April 8, 2019

    Comedy now a days : 4 chutiye saamne baitha lo, background me hansi ki awaj dlwalo, modi bjp RSS or kisi dusri political party ko gali dedo, history jaisi padhi h usi ko sach maan ko kisi ki bhi beijjati krlo. Ghaint chutiayapa h.

  11. Roshan Tiwari
    Roshan Tiwari April 9, 2019

    was this supposed to be funny??

  12. Nitesh Nikatan
    Nitesh Nikatan April 10, 2019

    Bharwae

  13. dhruv tatti XD
    dhruv tatti XD April 10, 2019

    Chamcas, Black money and Muslims victim card.

  14. Shafique Rahman
    Shafique Rahman April 11, 2019

    Worst

  15. Harpreet Singh
    Harpreet Singh April 12, 2019

    Khutiyaa comedy k naam pe kalenk…😂😂

  16. ankit kakran
    ankit kakran April 14, 2019

    Gajab mere bhai….100 times like

  17. pubg is life
    pubg is life April 17, 2019

    Mulayam yadav bala best tha…😂😂😂😂😂

  18. Divyesh Kalyani
    Divyesh Kalyani April 17, 2019

    kuch kuch to dhappa hue lg rhe h jokes

  19. Gaming Groot
    Gaming Groot April 18, 2019

    Rajeev nigham ke joke copy past mar rha h Chutiya

  20. Gaming Groot
    Gaming Groot April 18, 2019

    Kuch khud b suna le Boss DK

  21. Gaming Groot
    Gaming Groot April 18, 2019

    Oye chutiye

  22. Gaming Groot
    Gaming Groot April 18, 2019

    Annu makil

  23. Gaming Groot
    Gaming Groot April 18, 2019

    Copy paster

  24. ThE Chaudhary
    ThE Chaudhary April 19, 2019

    Hahahaha

  25. VICKY SINGH
    VICKY SINGH April 19, 2019

    Comedy is good but u should not promote casteism. BTW bach key raheyo bhakto se😂😂

  26. VICKY SINGH
    VICKY SINGH April 20, 2019

    Abey uss tym dalit udda nahi karte thy unko gali mey ghumne ka hakk bhi nahi tha BC comedy thi lekin comman sense nahi tha😂😂😂 aur bajrangbali Ko Bandar mat boliyo galat baat hai.

  27. Akshay Sharma
    Akshay Sharma April 20, 2019

    Aarkhsan hahhahahahhah

  28. rama shankar
    rama shankar April 21, 2019

    Guddu Rangeela ki line mat mar bhai

  29. NAVDEEP PAL
    NAVDEEP PAL April 21, 2019

    Comedy me religion caste ko to chod do

  30. javed khan
    javed khan April 21, 2019

    Superstar

  31. Arun Saini
    Arun Saini April 22, 2019

    Chutiya comedy.

  32. shailendra kumar
    shailendra kumar April 22, 2019

    Yaad rkhe Rajput Mughal se haare te …Mughal angrejo se but dalit Mahar ne band kse bajai Maharashtra m SB jante h…PTA pda jyga body kiski achi ti

  33. shailendra kumar
    shailendra kumar April 22, 2019

    10% wale b yaad rke reservation ki baat

  34. Raja Gopen Biswas
    Raja Gopen Biswas April 22, 2019

    Irresponsible and classless

  35. Desh Bhakt
    Desh Bhakt April 22, 2019

    All criminals found in one party i.e BJP

  36. Utkarsh Thakkar
    Utkarsh Thakkar April 23, 2019

    😂😂😂😂

  37. lakshayd97
    lakshayd97 April 23, 2019

    Hats off LIMEWIT. I've found one Standup Comedy and now I'm hooked to your content.

  38. ??
    ?? April 24, 2019

    Modi ji ……………… hi.(fill in the blanks)

  39. BE NATURAL MANAGER
    BE NATURAL MANAGER April 24, 2019

    70 saal waala joke #rajiv nigam ka joke chura liya

  40. Bhairav Ghorpade
    Bhairav Ghorpade April 24, 2019

    Last line pe hansi nikal gayi

  41. Rishab Chaudhary
    Rishab Chaudhary April 24, 2019

    Very nice… But it came out more like sunny deol!! 😂 the impression of Mr. Modi. The ghaas part"

  42. chandrashekhar hindu
    chandrashekhar hindu April 25, 2019

    Kejriwal ka role politics m usi bandar jsa h jo kela na milne pr ghar k upar lga tv antenna gusse m hilaakr bhaag jaata h😂😂😂

  43. chandrashekhar hindu
    chandrashekhar hindu April 25, 2019

    Chaudhary bhai….SP aur AAP k gunde aapko dhoond rhe h😂😂😂

  44. govind sharma
    govind sharma April 26, 2019

    Aiga toh modi hi

  45. Arun Ojha
    Arun Ojha April 26, 2019

    जात का असर है।

  46. Sudhir Kumar
    Sudhir Kumar April 27, 2019

    You need to change your profession, you are pathetic stand up comedian brother.

  47. Har Har MAHADEV
    Har Har MAHADEV April 27, 2019

    Nice reservation wala content

  48. Ashwani kumar
    Ashwani kumar April 28, 2019

    Ek no. Ka castist Chutia

  49. Cheli Lombi
    Cheli Lombi April 29, 2019

    Fir ek baar modi sarkar…

  50. Mani Dutt
    Mani Dutt April 30, 2019

    Bro tere baski nai hai comedy karni to kar kyu raha hai stage pe jaake.

  51. ratan nigam
    ratan nigam April 30, 2019

    Oooooooyee!😲😠
    MMODIJI ke baare me kuchhhhh………👊👊👊😈

  52. Shashank Ghadre
    Shashank Ghadre April 30, 2019

    Bakwas

  53. Harsh Tiwari
    Harsh Tiwari May 1, 2019

    saale comedian ho aur anti bjp na ho to accha nahi lagta na..

  54. सुभाष सोनी
    सुभाष सोनी May 1, 2019

    शर्म कर धंधा चलाने के लिए तुम लोग कितना गिरोगे

  55. Akshay Rawat
    Akshay Rawat May 1, 2019

    kuch bhi chutia

  56. T T
    T T May 1, 2019

    Caste hi baat kar di toh politician kya alag kar rahe hain

  57. baap of entertainment
    baap of entertainment May 1, 2019

    Suleman salman hanumaan…nice line

  58. Rajat Verma
    Rajat Verma May 2, 2019

    modi ko ji
    kejriwal ko 'tu'

  59. Zaved Malik
    Zaved Malik May 2, 2019

    Masha allah jabrdast.🇮🇳🇮🇳

  60. Na resh Gangar
    Na resh Gangar May 2, 2019

    Sallle tu pitega pka

  61. mini Sharma
    mini Sharma May 4, 2019

    Ek aur hanumaan bhagwaan ki jaat

  62. mini Sharma
    mini Sharma May 4, 2019

    Bata rha h.
    Aap aur un logo me fark nhi h

  63. mini Sharma
    mini Sharma May 4, 2019

    Dislike

  64. Sam Anand
    Sam Anand May 4, 2019

    Arakshan se to gaand fatti h tmhri

  65. pradiep kumar
    pradiep kumar May 5, 2019

    nice

  66. Vikram Salhan
    Vikram Salhan May 5, 2019

    Abe chutiya punjab m na ajna arakshan ki baat leke tera halat bigad denge sala arakshan ka abhi tu 10% mil rha hai bhikario ro ro k liya ab tu tum b araksan vale h ho

  67. surbhi Kulkarni
    surbhi Kulkarni May 7, 2019

    This comedy has copied from other comedian. Quantent is not standard. Rajiv nigav is far better for political comedy.

  68. Rizwan khan
    Rizwan khan May 7, 2019

    Ultimate

  69. Civil Technical Club
    Civil Technical Club May 8, 2019

    Apna bhe khandaan Bata de.

  70. mohammed masiuddin
    mohammed masiuddin May 8, 2019

    Clearly lord Krishna insulted.

  71. Ashok Shah
    Ashok Shah May 9, 2019

    Bhai Vibhor you are good.
    But dont change sides
    Like fattu Rangila
    If you get threats

  72. S Kumar
    S Kumar May 9, 2019

    Reservation Per Comedy Karne vali ki #a k Bho##
    Donation Vale Reservation pr Comedy Krne Vale Ki #And me Jayega…..Mc…

  73. Bedezzeled 21
    Bedezzeled 21 May 9, 2019

    Modi jee ki maa ki choot

  74. abhishek kumar
    abhishek kumar May 10, 2019

    Har har modi

  75. AMAR PAWARA
    AMAR PAWARA May 10, 2019

    Teri maka bhosada arkshan ….

  76. Shsh Shsh
    Shsh Shsh May 11, 2019

    The way u used hanuman for punch lines, use Allah and jesus next time. So we know ur comedy is secular.

  77. Barney Stinson
    Barney Stinson May 13, 2019

    Kamal hai Jaaton ke , ek time pe do do mulk chalate hai……al chutia al Bajwa… Al bakistan wala vo bhi Jaat hai.

  78. Barney Stinson
    Barney Stinson May 13, 2019

    Prithvi Raaj a great hero of India uska qatil maara jaata ne , rajia sultana or uska husband , bhagga bhagga ke marra jata ne……. Lal killa ke darwaje todde jaata ne…… Maratha aurton Ko bacchon ko bacchaya Jaaton ne… …jisne nyonda ghala , Rakha nahi uddhara jaaton ne…,

  79. Barney Stinson
    Barney Stinson May 13, 2019

    Besharmo sharam toh karo Apne Jaat papa Ko gali dene se pehle….

  80. Barney Stinson
    Barney Stinson May 13, 2019

    Du link besharmo jhan , turk Apne munh se kabool karte hai , Jaat na hote toh Tod Marod ke rakh dete vo Hindustan Ko.

  81. Tanvir Kaur
    Tanvir Kaur May 13, 2019

    Aarakshan👏

  82. Kumar Sushil
    Kumar Sushil May 14, 2019

    o bhai LG n Apni Maa chudwaqi thi or modi k darr se Behan beti chudwa raha hai

  83. Kumar Sushil
    Kumar Sushil May 14, 2019

    LG ki Maa ki Chut

  84. Kumar Sushil
    Kumar Sushil May 14, 2019

    LG ki Ladki Bhi Bhugtegi

  85. Kumar Sushil
    Kumar Sushil May 14, 2019

    Bhosdi ka kutta hai LG

  86. Kumar Sushil
    Kumar Sushil May 14, 2019

    LG BJP ka Kutta Hai

  87. Kumar Sushil
    Kumar Sushil May 14, 2019

    Ghatiya LG

  88. Ryan Smith
    Ryan Smith May 14, 2019

    Excellent delivery👏👏

  89. kuldeep Kumar
    kuldeep Kumar May 14, 2019

    10 % mila h ab tu v urle

  90. Rabbit Singh
    Rabbit Singh May 16, 2019

    Inhi Gujarat walo na desh ko looot dia ha bhai

  91. Vishal Suthar
    Vishal Suthar May 16, 2019

    Kuch chutiyon Ko aadat h Congress ki gulami Karne ki inse bardasht hi nhi hota ki koi mehnatti aadmi jo common family se belong karta ho vo prime minister banjaye

  92. Fun 4 You
    Fun 4 You May 18, 2019

    Dalit naam se itni chid ku hai bhai tuzhe…dekho yahi tumhari ghatiya soch ki nishani hai isliye desh ajj bhi hindu muslim kar rha hai…

  93. Fun 4 You
    Fun 4 You May 18, 2019

    Aour tu jis bhi jati se hai kabhi kisi bhi jati ko uch nich na kahiyo nahi to jis ma ke peth se paida hua hai na vo tere sawarna ya amir hone ka thappa nahi laga ke tuzhe paida kiya tu bhi nanga hi aya tha jaise sabh ate hai next time dhyan rakhiyo kisi ko uch nich kahne se pahle…

  94. Ak. kujur
    Ak. kujur June 25, 2019

    Bjp wale ko jali yha pr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  95. Ak. kujur
    Ak. kujur June 25, 2019

    Amit shah first wife hai modi ka 🤣🤣🤣

  96. Aryan Pande
    Aryan Pande June 28, 2019

    bhai arakshan wala kamal ka tha

  97. MANISH JI
    MANISH JI June 30, 2019

    Tera bap dekar gya tha ush time par aarkshn

  98. rahulrann vardhan
    rahulrann vardhan July 7, 2019

    Chutiya gawaar sala..

  99. Devendra Kushwah
    Devendra Kushwah July 17, 2019

    Jab tumhare jaise video banane wale dodh denge to sand Kya hai

  100. Rj Kapoor
    Rj Kapoor July 18, 2019

    Bhai tera india mai rahna jruri nhi hai tu jaa skta hai india se baahr agr tujhe acha nhi lgta india mai rahna to tu b.c shaale

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