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Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors


– MEN, AS WE LAUNCH
THE COUNTERATTACK AGAINST THE UNION ARMY,
WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH WE MAY DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH
ON THE BATTLEFIELD, WE DO SO TO PRESERVE
A WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTHERN WAY OF LIFE. A WAY OF LIFE
SO PURE AND BEAUTIFUL THAT NO MAN NOR GOVERNMENT
CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US. THE RIGHT… THE RIGHT TO PRESERVE. OUR OWN SO– TO– WE A–
OH, [bleep]. – WELL, HELLO THERE, MASSA.
SORRY WE LATE. – SHORE DIDN’T MEAN
TO SNEAK UP ON YA, SIR. – LOOK, FELLAS,
WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A NICE, LITTLE CIVIL WAR
REENACTMENT HERE. WE DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE. – SO ARE WE, SIR. WE–WE–WE TRYING TO HAVE
A REAL NICE REENACTMENT. WE CERTAINLY DON’T WANNA CAUSE
ANY TROUBLE EITHER. DO WE, SAM? – YOU ALWAYS TAUGHT US TROUBLE ONLY COMES TO THOSE
WHO GONE DONE LOOKIN’ FOR IT. – SO DON’T STOP YOUR SPEECHIN’
ON OUR ACCOUNT. [giggles] – AS JEFFERSON DA–OKAY, I KNOW
WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I GET IT. – WHAT WE DOIN’, SIR? I DON’T KNOW
WHAT YOU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, SAM? – WHY, WE JUST HERE
TO SLAVE ON ABOUT, ANY OLE WHICH WAY
YOU WANT US TO. – HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE WE’RE DRESSED
LIKE CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS DOESN’T MEAN
WE’RE PRO SLAVERY? WE’RE JUST HERE TO PRESERVE THE PURE AND BEAUTIFUL SLICE
OF SOUTHERN HISTORY. – YEAH, PURE AND BEAUTIFUL…
SLICE. – OH, LORDY, LORDY, LORDY!
WE SORRY, BOSS! OH, WE SO SORRY! – PLEASE DON’T
GIVE US THE WHIP. – OKAY, NOBODY’S GONNA WHIP
ANYBODY, JUST STOP IT. – YEAH, JUST STOP IT. – ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, JUST–
JUST IGNORE ‘EM. ALL RIGHT? NOW, WE’RE HERE
TO PRESERVE OUR WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTH HAS A RIGHT TO OWN–
both: ♪ OH, MY LORD, LORD ♪ – THE SOUTH
HAS A WAY OF LIFE– both: ♪ OH, MY LORD ♪
– THE UNION CANNOT STOP US FR– both: ♪ OH, MY LORD, LORD ♪ ♪ OH, MY LORD… ♪ – THE UNION YANKEE BASTARDS
CANNOT STOP US– – ♪ OH, LORD! ♪ – ALL RIGHT, STOP IT!
STOP IT! THAT’S ENOUGH! YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS
REENACTMENT? FINE.
YOU’RE PART OF IT. GO–GO FETCH US SOME MUNITIONS
AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT– DON’T JUST STAND THERE
LIKE A BUNCH OF LAZY [bleep]. – THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
– THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR. – GENTLEMEN,
GIVE US YOUR CASH AND ANYTHING THAT IS
AN ACTUAL COLLECTOR’S ITEM. – YOU RACIST MOTHER[bleep]. – OKAY.
DON’T HAVE ALL DAY, MAN. OKAY, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. WALLETS, WALLETS,
WALLETS, WALLETS. – THAT’S A VERY NICE PIECE. THESE ARE HEAVY.

100 Comments

  1. Enrique Esquivel
    Enrique Esquivel September 4, 2019

    Savery was bad but Jim crow laws where worse 100× worse

  2. Hless421
    Hless421 September 5, 2019

    That’s what I imagine happened when slavery was abolished or what not. Because my version is better than reality.

  3. Shmenocide And i’m burning
    Shmenocide And i’m burning September 5, 2019

    2:23 – 2:24 intro to Plastic Beach plays

  4. GuyInTheCorner
    GuyInTheCorner September 5, 2019

    This probably applies to Wehrmacht reenactors too.

  5. Danial Rajabpour
    Danial Rajabpour September 6, 2019

    Quite modern gun

  6. Steven Lindsey
    Steven Lindsey September 6, 2019

    The Democrat way of life.

  7. DonPeyote
    DonPeyote September 6, 2019

    We are the Confederates who say Ni-

  8. Doug Noe
    Doug Noe September 6, 2019

    Hahahahaha that was hilarious

  9. Timothius The Great
    Timothius The Great September 6, 2019

    pretty much like 6% of the reenacting community lol

  10. jonathan kenneaster
    jonathan kenneaster September 7, 2019

    Dumbest shit I’ve seen. Actually disappointing to see something they made like this… not funny, not close. 😑 just wow

  11. jboss119
    jboss119 September 7, 2019

    Usually i think their skits are funny but this one just wasnt.

  12. Nature guy
    Nature guy September 7, 2019

    This is literally what black people do to white people.

  13. 850 Jayy
    850 Jayy September 8, 2019

    Keegan sounds like a mix between tipendell and kevin from hodgetwins

  14. Ryan Jeanes
    Ryan Jeanes September 8, 2019

    I tried to find the voice Peele was doing. It's not Mr. Hanky but this is close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=P0z7oZ0jzQs

  15. LaughingGemini
    LaughingGemini September 10, 2019

    Paul Young!

  16. Charlie Chaplin
    Charlie Chaplin September 10, 2019

    these are heavy.

  17. Trooperシ
    Trooperシ September 10, 2019

    When the teacher calls you out for talking during class 1:15

  18. Play Station
    Play Station September 10, 2019

    Lmao

  19. Kentucky Orphan Brigade Howard
    Kentucky Orphan Brigade Howard September 11, 2019

    So wait a minute ' does this mean the next time I get racially harassed by black people I have the right to Rob them at gunpoint?! Basically what this post says well if we don't agree with your history even though you have City permits for this re-enactment fake guns and legal permission for holding this reenactment I can harass you because I don't agree with what your history means to me !! instead of worrying about people wanting to relive their history you should worry about that little brat that just sucker punched that senior citizen in the eye here in New York City a couple of days ago!!

  20. Team SMSD
    Team SMSD September 11, 2019

    Lmao

  21. xz xz
    xz xz September 11, 2019

    states rights should have prevailed…to bad

  22. Riley McDuffey
    Riley McDuffey September 12, 2019

    this made my day

  23. Robert Cornelius
    Robert Cornelius September 15, 2019

    Truth: Blacks enlisted in the Confederate Army before the Union Army. Leave it to Hollywood to change history.

  24. Sabre
    Sabre September 16, 2019

    Wallets wallets wallets

  25. Billy Hale
    Billy Hale September 16, 2019

    Tipikle

  26. Rakib Fiha
    Rakib Fiha September 17, 2019

    At 12 am I said this would be the last Key and Peele. Now I'm still watching Ken and Peele at 1am. Filthy liar I am

  27. jordan martin
    jordan martin September 17, 2019

    when they started singing I LOST IT

  28. Travis Cato
    Travis Cato September 17, 2019

    The civil war wasn't about race, it was entirely about the amount of profits the south made, the union was actually the "racist" side of the war, freeing slaves to get more soldiers, and treating them like jokes. Don't let the winners of the war cloud your judgement, racism did exist and does exist in the south, but is blown out up to ridiculous scale by history books and media. Please don't be a sheep, do any amount of research and you will see even Abraham Lincoln was a flaming racist.

  29. hayden awc
    hayden awc September 20, 2019

    Imma do this

  30. bijou bijoux
    bijou bijoux September 20, 2019

    Wow you really proved why black people shouldn't be called niggers at the end by mugging them as usual

  31. Rebecca Evans
    Rebecca Evans September 20, 2019

    Perfection

  32. UNconventional Me
    UNconventional Me September 21, 2019

    ???? So I guess if I wanna comment here, I just mindlessly pick a sentence out of the clip, and type it out????
    Seems easy enough

  33. Fernando Gonzalez
    Fernando Gonzalez September 21, 2019

    So white people are racist and black people are thieves…. got it…

  34. Fernando Gonzalez
    Fernando Gonzalez September 21, 2019

    It’s funny how Democrats all hate the south and the confederates and they also call republicans racist white guys…. when the south and the confederate were Democrats and black people were republican

  35. Raymond Kidwell
    Raymond Kidwell September 21, 2019

    Did anybody else hear hanky the talking poo?

  36. Tol Tol
    Tol Tol September 22, 2019

    Best one

  37. yhung jon
    yhung jon September 23, 2019

    Stay away from Dixie is a catchy song

  38. lord luvs me
    lord luvs me September 23, 2019

    True

  39. Gabriel Peso
    Gabriel Peso September 23, 2019

    Lmao I just pissed my pants.

  40. Arboza liyan
    Arboza liyan September 24, 2019

    Is that Mark Moses or am I tripping again?

  41. Gaben
    Gaben September 26, 2019

    A bunch of lazy ni- plastic beach starts playing

  42. David Landin
    David Landin September 26, 2019

    Sorry Massa don't give us the whip lol 🙂

  43. Rhys Cory
    Rhys Cory September 27, 2019

    I pissed myself at the ultimate fighter one.

  44. Armand Starkks
    Armand Starkks September 27, 2019

    😂😂😂😂😂

  45. The homeless cannoli
    The homeless cannoli September 28, 2019

    Just wait until the SS reenactors arrive….

    I know that’s WW2 and this is the civil war

  46. fattygirl1990
    fattygirl1990 September 29, 2019

    Oh lordy lordy lordy we so sorry boss

  47. fattygirl1990
    fattygirl1990 September 29, 2019

    Oh my lord lord lord lord!!!

  48. fattygirl1990
    fattygirl1990 September 29, 2019

    You racist mutha fukas😂😂😂😂

  49. SlavMarine
    SlavMarine September 29, 2019

    nimrod … lazy nimrod … that could've saved yo' ass.

  50. American Pichu
    American Pichu September 29, 2019

    curb your enthusiasm starts playing

  51. Vortex Cut
    Vortex Cut September 30, 2019

    Ee

  52. Misha
    Misha September 30, 2019

    To be fair – if you're in a a reenactment and you're doing the Confederates, you gotta act the part. Whether or not you're racist or like the South.

  53. fit hunger
    fit hunger September 30, 2019

    Dont just stand around like a bunch a lazy ni….

  54. Mrs. Adriann
    Mrs. Adriann October 1, 2019

    Can't believe I've never seen this. lol

  55. Nydeax
    Nydeax October 1, 2019

    Dis shid at the end is like a typical robb in the subway…

  56. Ben Clanton
    Ben Clanton October 2, 2019

    oh yikes, reinforcing another stereotype at the end

  57. manjot singh
    manjot singh October 2, 2019

    Wth with accent

  58. Cameron C
    Cameron C October 2, 2019

    Ironic thing is, the north used slave labor too. In fact; every time they came across some slaves they used them to build their camps. Lincoln didn’t free any slaves. The EP was only for slaves in the south where Lincoln didn’t have control anyway. He actually sent slaves back I to captivity when they escaped in Baltimore

  59. Tdecenso79
    Tdecenso79 October 2, 2019

    Duck from mad men

  60. Mitch Connor
    Mitch Connor October 3, 2019

    Well at the end they rob them like some 21 century niggas

  61. Bi- Han
    Bi- Han October 3, 2019

    🤣

  62. Zach Lamb
    Zach Lamb October 3, 2019

    Racism against whites i see. Why the fuck is this oun youtube? If the roles were reversed it wouldnt be on here. These comedians just lost a fan.

  63. Mo Michaux
    Mo Michaux October 4, 2019

    Confederate leader is the Actor from 1986 Viet Nam movie PLATOON who plaid the Lieutenant

  64. Russell Turner
    Russell Turner October 4, 2019

    Peele was sounding like Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo 😂

  65. ilovebeingwhite
    ilovebeingwhite October 4, 2019

    Lol very accurate description of African Americans! I laughed so hard! I mean, ofcourse the odds are that you'll be robbed by a black dude! Love these guys! Very humble!

  66. Woody Xyooj
    Woody Xyooj October 4, 2019

    So the lesson is
    “Two wrongs don’t make a right?”

  67. JhaYan hongayo
    JhaYan hongayo October 5, 2019

    Black version of dumb and dumber

    Black and blacker

  68. Stinger4186
    Stinger4186 October 5, 2019

    is that Mark Moses (officer), the actor who played Lt. Wolfe in the movie “Platoon”?

  69. Toby Bartels
    Toby Bartels October 6, 2019

    if your rule is that you only rob racist people, I don't think you really had to carry on this long to prove it.

  70. SurviveUnplugged
    SurviveUnplugged October 6, 2019

    Touche 👍

  71. Diziz Danny
    Diziz Danny October 6, 2019

    2:22 🤣🤣🤣

  72. Islamic Scholar & TEFL Teacher Shiraz Khan
    Islamic Scholar & TEFL Teacher Shiraz Khan October 6, 2019

    The ending is brilliant.lol

  73. Ed S
    Ed S October 6, 2019

    "Beautiful history " LOL

  74. NK Boss
    NK Boss October 6, 2019

    That's not racist…

  75. jacob daus
    jacob daus October 6, 2019

    Love how Key&Peele prove those white guys are racist then go on to reinforce negative racial stereotypes about black people….

  76. Sla V
    Sla V October 6, 2019

    There’s so much truth in this lol. You’re not re-enacting war your glorifying the south who tried to destroy America in order to keep African Americans enslaved.

  77. andre riley
    andre riley October 7, 2019

    LOL

  78. Nyssa R C
    Nyssa R C October 7, 2019

    God this is one of my favorites for sur e

  79. HustlerOne
    HustlerOne October 7, 2019

    "Oh mah lawd… Lawd.. lawd… Lawd…."

    Epic Glory reference. Hahahah lost my shit there.

  80. DRGONZOO
    DRGONZOO October 7, 2019

    guy is a racist! only does black humans! hates all other humans!

  81. Donald Miller
    Donald Miller October 7, 2019

    Ignorant#The south might have lost the first Civil War#We want loose the second one#Make fun of my heritage to my face, might be the last thing you do#May JESUS Save Your SOULS

  82. Aaron Brennan
    Aaron Brennan October 7, 2019

    This is the black mentality. Because we don't like what uou are saying we'll take justice into our own hands.

  83. Teaira Little
    Teaira Little October 7, 2019

    Our catering company (VA based) was recommended to cater a dinner that happened to be the last day of a civil war reenactment event/tour. Big group of white men from all over the US and a few people from Europe. Everyone was super polite and I tried not to think they purposely hired us so black people would be serving them. 😂 It only got awkward once when a man got up to do a thank you speech and said the room was so diverse.😂 I made a little face and I caught eyes with one of the younger guys there(mid 30s) and he made a slightly embarrassed face😫😫. He actually came up to us at the end and thanked us, said a few jokes and double checked if we had been paid. Everyone said it was the best food they ever had.😍 I thought it was going to be super awkward but it turned out okay.

  84. Speedy
    Speedy October 7, 2019

    IM SLEEP!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  85. Tesla Haxz
    Tesla Haxz October 8, 2019

    I mean, you wanna act like one, prepare to be treated like one.

  86. Beyond the Devil
    Beyond the Devil October 8, 2019

    Interesting premise. Do blacks show up for these things? If not, they can't be very realistic.

  87. Robert Lee
    Robert Lee October 8, 2019

    Not real funny.
    But, if you want to be truthful most confeserate soldiers didn't own slaves

  88. Kate Miller
    Kate Miller October 8, 2019

    This should happen every time a confederate reenactment is done 👍🏻

  89. Adam Cliett
    Adam Cliett October 8, 2019

    I love Key and Peele but this just wasn't funny. Where was the punch line? I'm not talking about the "we got ya" moment but the actual funny part?

  90. Wil Mcafee
    Wil Mcafee October 8, 2019

    SHOLE DIDNT MEAN TO SNEAK UP ON YA SIR….. I died on that part. Crying….

  91. Dd Ss
    Dd Ss October 9, 2019

    I don't get it.

  92. Jason Morse
    Jason Morse October 9, 2019

    YEEES!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  93. Torry R. Prospere
    Torry R. Prospere October 9, 2019

    Lmfao

  94. Caged Rage
    Caged Rage October 9, 2019

    So they robbed them because they almost said the n word?

  95. MBF
    MBF October 9, 2019

    Yup that's all I needed to hear 😄

  96. KD 68
    KD 68 October 9, 2019

    Duck needs to go get a drink.

  97. George Rady
    George Rady October 9, 2019

    Can’t wait for the re-enactment of the next Civil War when Blacks realize they are being held in Socialist Urban Plantations that give they subsistent housing, food, welfare… push abortion and deprive them of education… until the money runs out.. which should be shortly at $22 trillions in debt and adding another trillion or two each year with no intent to ever pay it down….

  98. Fist Benoit
    Fist Benoit October 9, 2019

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  99. Jonathan Fowlkes
    Jonathan Fowlkes October 10, 2019

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  100. Homer Simpson
    Homer Simpson October 10, 2019

    Duck

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