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Jimmy Kimmel on Roy Moore Election


THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR JOINING US ON YET ANOTHER CRAZY DAY IN THE UNITED STATES. THE STATE OF ALABAMA HAD A SPECIAL ELECTION TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT AN ALLEGED SEXUAL PREDATOR OF YOUNG GIRLS WOULD BE THEIR SENATOR. REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO FIND OUT SENATORS WERE DIRT BAGS AFTER WE ELECTED THEM? I DON’T KNOW THE RESULTS YET. THE POLLS JUST CLOSED. I DO KNOW THAT ROY MOORE, HE SHOULDN’T EVEN BE IN — I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SENATE RACE. I MEAN THE HUMAN RACE. TODAY HE RODE A HORSE NAMED SASSY TO HIS POLLING PLACE. YOUNG GIRLS LOVE PONIES, I GUESS. THERE’S BEEN PLENTY OF OPPOSITION TO ROY MOORE EVEN WITHIN HIS OWN PARTY. THE OTHER REPUBLICAN SENATOR FROM ALABAMA SPOKE OUT AGAINST HIM AND SAID HE DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM. PRESIDENT TRUMP’S DAUGHTER E-IVANKAA SPOKE OUT AGAINST HIM. SHE SAID THERE’S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE WHO PREY ON CHILDREN. AND THEIR DAD WAS LIKE, YES, BUT BEFORE THAT, THERE’S A SPECIAL PLACE FOR HIM IN THE SENATE. BY ME. SO THERE ARE RUMBLINGS, IF HE WINS, REPUBLICAN LEADERS MIGHT NOT EVEN PUT ROY MOORE ON ANY COMMITTEES. WHICH WOULD BE — ROY MOORE COULD BECOME THE FIRST PERSON TO BE BANNED FROM THE SENATE BUDGET COMMITTEE AND THE MALL. BOTH OF THOSE THINGS. THEY HELD A RALLY LAST NIGHT — [ APPLAUSE ] THE MOORE CAMPAIGN HAD A RALLY. HIS WIFE KAYLA MOORE, WHO WE’VE NOT SEEN MUCH OF, MADE IT CLEAR THAT CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU SEE ON THE FAKE NEWS, SHE AND HER HUSBAND ARE NOT BIGOTS. IN FACT QUITE THE CONTRARY.>>FAKE NEWS WOULD TELL THAT YOU WE DON’T CARE FOR JEWS. I TELL YOU ALL THIS BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT ALL SO I WANT TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT WHILE THEY’RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ONE OF OUR ATTORNEYS IS A JEW.>>Jimmy: WELL, I KNOW I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THIS BUT THOSE AREN’T ACTORS. THIS REALLY HAPPENED. THOSE ARE PEOPLE. ONE OF THEIR ATTORNEYS IS A JEW. IT’S LIKE USUALLY WHEN SHE SAYS THAT WORD, SHE WHISPERS IT. NOW SHE HAS A MIKE IN HER HAND AND IT COMES BLASTING OUT. THEON TIME YOU SHOULD BE HITTING THE WORD JEW THAT HARD IS WHEN IT IS FOLLOWED BY MANJI. RIGHT? AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MAYBE THE MOST REMARKABLE PART OF THIS VERY REMARKABLE SPEECH IS THAT SHE HAS NOTES. SHE’S GOT, THAT JEW LINE IS SOMETHING SHE WROTE DOWN. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT SHE MIGHT HAVE SAID IF SHE WERE WINGING IT? I’M GOING TO TAKE THE WORD DIRT WHY YOU OUT BEFORE JEW. I THINK THAT WOULD GO DOWN A LITTLE BIT SMOOTHER. AND BY THE WAY — SHE DIDN’T STOP THERE. NOW THAT SHE HAD THE JEWS IN HER POCKET, MRS. MOORE TOOK TIME TO HIGHLIGHT HER HUSBAND’S SUPPORT OF THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY.>>WHEN HE FIRST TOOK OFFICE AS CHIEF JUSTICE MANY YEARS AGO, HE BROUGHT WITH HIM THREE PEOPLE, TWO WERE BLACK. AND ONE OF THEM IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THAT CLOCK IS ABOUT TO GET SET WAY BACK. THEN ROY HIMSELF GOT UP THERE TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT HIS WIFE AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAKE THE NIGHT EVEN MORE AWKWARD.>>I APPRECIATE HER SO MUCH. SHE’S BEEN A GOOD MOTHER. SHE HAS CLOSER CONTACT WITH THE KIDS THAN I DO.>>Jimmy: WELL, I DON’T KNOW. ACCORDING TO THE SECURITY GUARDS AT THE MALL, YOU AND THE KIDS WERE PRETTY CLOSE. THEN, AND I KNOW IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THERE’S MORE BUT THERE IS. THEN ONE OF ROY’S OLD BUDDIES WHO SERVED WITH HIM IN VIETNAM TOLD THE STORY ABOUT A NIGHT ONE OF THEIR FELLOW SOLDIERS TOOK THEM TO A BROTHEL. I’M GUESSING THERE GUY DIDN’T RUN THIS ANECDOTE BY ANYONE BEFORE SHARING IT.>>HE TOOK US TO THIS PLACE WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A BROTHEL. WE WALKED INSIDE. I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I SAW BUT I DON’T WANT TO. IT WAS CLEAR TO US WHAT KIND OF PLACE IT WAS. AND ROY TURNED TO ME, IN LESS TIME THAN IT TOOK FOR SOMEONE TO COME UP TO US. AND THERE WERE CERTAINLY PRETTY GIRLS, AND THEY WERE GIRLS. THEY WERE YOUNG. SOME WERE PROBABLY VERY YOUNG. I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T REMEMBER. I WASN’T THERE LONG ENOUGH. ROY SAID TO ME, WE SHOULDN’T BE HERE. I’M LEAVING. OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT. IN FACT, I THINK THOSE WERE HIS EXACT WORDS.>>SO HE IS A HERO, IT TURNS OUT. [ APPLAUSE ] HEY, BILL, GOTFULLY GOOD STORIES ABOUT ROY YOU CAN SHARE? GOT ONE ABOUT SOME CHILD PROSTITUTES HE DIDN’T HAVE SEX WITH. THAT’S POSITIVE. RIGHT? THAT’S LIKE DEFENDING O.J. BY SAYING I WAS IN A ROOM WITH HIM ONCE AND HE DIDN’T KILL ANYONE WHAT A GROUP THIS IS. AND THERE IS THE CAPPER. A SPOKESMAN FOR THE ROY CAMPAIGN WAS ON CNN WITH JAKE TAPPER. YOU KNOW WHEN THEY CALL SOMEONE A MOUTH BREATHER? THIS MAN HAS NOT MADE USE OF HIS NOSTRILS SINCE PROBABLY 1984.>>JUDGE MOORE HAS ALSO SAID THAT HE DOESN’T THINK A MUSLIM MEMBER OF CONGRESS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE IN CONGRESS. WHY? UNDER WHAT — >>BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO SWEAR ON THE BIBLE. WHEN YOU ARE BEFORE — I HAD TO DO IT. I’M AN ELECTED OFFICIAL. THREE TERMS. I HAD TO SWEAR ON A BIBLE. YOU HAVE TO SWEAR ON A BIBLE TO BE AN ELECTED OFFICIAL IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. HE ALLEGES THAT A MUSLIM CANNOT DO THAT ETHICALLY, SWEARING ON THE BIBLE.>>YOU DON’T HAVE TO ACTUALLY SWEAR ON A CHRISTIAN BIBLE. YOU CAN SWEAR ON ANYTHING REALLY. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNEW. THAT YOU CAN SWEAR ON A JEWISH BIBLE.>>OH, NO, I SWORE ON THE BIBLE. I’VE DOUBLE IT THREE TIMES.>>I’M SURE YOU HAVE. BUT THE LAW IS NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO SWEAR ON A CHRISTIAN BIBLE. THAT’S NOT THE LAW. YOU DON’T KNOW THAT? ALL RIGHT.>>I DON’T KNOW — I KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP DID IT WHEN WE MADE HIM PRESIDENT.>>BECAUSE HE’S CHRISTIAN AND HE PICKED IT. WITH THE MOORE CAMPAIGN. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: VERY IMPRESSIVE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. BY THE WAY, JAKE TAPPER HAPPENS TO BE JEWISH. SO THAT’S THE SPOKESMAN FOR THE MOORE CAMPAIGN.

100 Comments

  1. Moe Goda’alo
    Moe Goda’alo December 15, 2017

    OMG 😂

  2. Tim M
    Tim M December 15, 2017

    Saying "One of my attorneys is a Jew" is close to the equivalent of "I'm not racist, I have black slaves!"

  3. Shelley Wall
    Shelley Wall December 15, 2017

    What are they thinking having his wife make that speech? And how does she think this are wise things to say? How does she think it proves she's not a bigot?

  4. Old Dog City Pound
    Old Dog City Pound December 15, 2017

    ALABAMA YOU HAVE IMPRESSED ME,JUST MAYBE YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THE PEOPLE FROM MISSISSIPPI😆

  5. Little Dorrit
    Little Dorrit December 15, 2017

    Moore-ons. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  6. Sunny Zona
    Sunny Zona December 15, 2017

    I love how Jimmy Kimmel agrees that due process of law should not be allowed AND the 4th 5th and 6th amendment of the Bill of Rights, Consititution can be denied through accusations that have not been proved.

  7. Liz Arnott
    Liz Arnott December 15, 2017

    😂😂😂😂

  8. Rod Dedrick
    Rod Dedrick December 15, 2017

    "They call themselves the Moorerons!"  I love it!

  9. Free Speech
    Free Speech December 15, 2017

    Getty up Sassy and ride away into the wild dark yonder….

  10. anthony
    anthony December 15, 2017

    6:26 When the USA begins to realize that religions and politics should be separated. "God bless America", "God this", "God that", … Even if we did this in Europe more than 200years ago, it's never too late to evolve. Fired up and ready to go!

  11. Stephanie Garzone
    Stephanie Garzone December 15, 2017

    These so called Christians….are making all Christians look bad. I swear not all Christians are like that. And I don't know what these republicans are thinking, that they have to swear on the bible, and then do the complete opposite.

  12. Aidan Campbell
    Aidan Campbell December 15, 2017

    That poor horse. Just one more young filly wishing Roy Moore would get off her…..

  13. hippiedad
    hippiedad December 15, 2017

    I'm sorry, but if you are that friggin' stupid, you should not be allowed to breed.

  14. Sharon Scott
    Sharon Scott December 15, 2017

    You may want to search for Q postings. This election is predicted to be reversed as truth of Dem election fraud is revealed. That this time ,unlike the past general election, the fraud was allowed so that now the Dem Party/ Shadow government fraud will be shown in its full bloom. I used to be a Dem until I say the fraud from the inside. Not a Repub either.

  15. Michael Bean
    Michael Bean December 15, 2017

    Cry some of your fake tears Kimmel.

  16. Jon Davis
    Jon Davis December 15, 2017

    He looks like a cross between a little boy and a hamster

  17. arturo coello
    arturo coello December 15, 2017

    74 % of white males and 64% of white females voted for Moore , this F%#^ing race its so morally bankrupt , its scary

  18. imuurme
    imuurme December 16, 2017

    love u jimmy ..always on point and so funny 🙂

  19. Dean Gilbert
    Dean Gilbert December 16, 2017

    Why are all you libtards so hung up on race or religion? Try being an American for a change. That stuff shouldn't matter.

  20. Dean Gilbert
    Dean Gilbert December 16, 2017

    Kimmels a joke and a half. Only says what the paid media vomits.

  21. E Santa
    E Santa December 16, 2017

    Wall Street Dow Jones Won…

  22. Ann Ly
    Ann Ly December 16, 2017

    This is why everyone has to stand up for all of us. Why our laws, Judges and regulations are being changed and bills passed without proper protocol, vetting or public knowledge at breakneck speed.
    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a56666/russia-putin-oligarchs/

  23. etc.
    etc. December 16, 2017

    I can't believe this moron, Roy "the Rapist" Moore, is a judge, we need to disbar people like, this.

  24. after7pm
    after7pm December 16, 2017

    He brought 2 Blacks with him

  25. Unterreo Edwards
    Unterreo Edwards December 16, 2017

    Hahaha, there's voter fraud in Alabama. It was rigged, and Doug Jones can thank George Soros for that.

  26. maitland1007
    maitland1007 December 16, 2017

    I dont think its at all funny to say things like 'Roy Moore shouldn't be part of the human race.' even though Im a liberal who thinks Moore is awful. It's not cool to 'dehumanize' people.

  27. Keran Kerai
    Keran Kerai December 16, 2017

    She cost him next months sun

  28. tkarlmann
    tkarlmann December 16, 2017

    Kimmel is a$$-wipe, nothing more.

  29. Greta J.
    Greta J. December 16, 2017

    Saturday night live couldn't have written better content, too bad it's real 😂

  30. Poochie Collins
    Poochie Collins December 16, 2017

    I'm going to fantasize for a moment the hilarity if Jones wins in 2020, which will be even tougher than this one.

  31. happy cats
    happy cats December 16, 2017

    don't cry jimmy

  32. Lance Redford
    Lance Redford December 16, 2017

    Hey, Kimmel! You cracking on Franken just as much. Double standards, buddy.

  33. Mustafa YILMAZ
    Mustafa YILMAZ December 16, 2017

    I believe YouTube should create a special like button for videos like this, and name it thousand likes.

  34. Ammar Aamir
    Ammar Aamir December 16, 2017

    she reminds me of Sarah Palin

  35. Miko Philo
    Miko Philo December 16, 2017

    She actually pointing out the black one like he wasn't sticking out like a sore thumb already lol.
    #oneofemISAJEW

  36. littleaub
    littleaub December 16, 2017

    flavor flav was one of her black guys, was the other snoop dog ? and are they now slaves ? thats what trump is heading us to.

  37. Ryan Embry
    Ryan Embry December 16, 2017

    wowsers! those republicans sure are doing a bang up job making America great again, hug?

  38. J Brink
    J Brink December 16, 2017

    This is trash

  39. Ryan Embry
    Ryan Embry December 16, 2017

    why is GOP so yucky these days? drain the swamp? they ARE the swamp.

  40. Tory Johnson
    Tory Johnson December 16, 2017

    REKT

  41. smartalek180
    smartalek180 December 16, 2017

    Ooohhhh — soooo close.
    Sucks to be you, Publicans.
    If even Alabama can elect a Dem, you guys are going down HARD next year.
    Hope you're ready for it. Can you say "Dem wave?" What about "tsunami," can you say that one? Sure you can. I knew you could.

  42. Miss Libra94
    Miss Libra94 December 17, 2017

    YES LOOK AT THE LIKES vs DISLIKES.
    Thank you, Jimmy, for giving this issue so much more attention and opening people's eyes!!

  43. R
    R December 17, 2017

    Roy's campaign slogan
    One Moore child

  44. Rachel Weiss
    Rachel Weiss December 17, 2017

    No Atheists can't serve, either. I might as well swear on a dictionary.

  45. Debra Smith
    Debra Smith December 18, 2017

    I would vote for Jimmy Kimmel.

  46. boomslangCA
    boomslangCA December 18, 2017

    The way she said the word Jew… says it all. Thank God these appalling people did not get elected.

  47. CoolGuyAmy
    CoolGuyAmy December 18, 2017

    THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE omg

  48. Goodcat007
    Goodcat007 December 18, 2017

    Hahaha "the Jew line", A++

  49. Goodcat007
    Goodcat007 December 18, 2017

    Hahaha "The Moore'ons" i'm dying

  50. solgnaleb
    solgnaleb December 18, 2017

    what did he say at 6:29?

  51. Dead Inside
    Dead Inside December 18, 2017

    The dumbfounded expression on that guys face was priceless.

  52. Edward Harshaw
    Edward Harshaw December 18, 2017

    I agree with u Jimmy 100%. U bet I do.

  53. Sandrah Cox
    Sandrah Cox December 18, 2017

    To Judge Moore: Surrender, you sore loser!

  54. Spencer Reynolds
    Spencer Reynolds December 18, 2017

    Amazing, this is our government in a nut shell…

  55. metube
    metube December 19, 2017

    shes dumb as a rock

  56. 9enius
    9enius December 20, 2017

    Mouthbreather got elected for 3 terms…..

  57. Rubio Ponce
    Rubio Ponce December 21, 2017

    Thank you so much !!👍🏻👍🏽👍🏾👍🏼👍

  58. Tony H
    Tony H December 21, 2017

    ONE OF ARRR UH-TURNEY’s IS UH JOO

  59. Tami O'Fitz
    Tami O'Fitz December 21, 2017

    Lol Moores wifes response to saying one of their attorney is a Jew is akin to saying im not racists because i have a black friend. smh…they are nut jobs.

  60. Sherry Stone
    Sherry Stone December 23, 2017

    LOL! Moore's wife is definitely ridiculous! They try to make Moore look good and refute that he is a bigot and child molesters and end up proving that he is. Dumb people. Love how he is grinning like a Cheshire cat standing behind his wife. Everyone associated with Moore seem to be clueless. Bahahaha!!!

  61. Madeleine Wilson-Witte
    Madeleine Wilson-Witte December 31, 2017

    Holy crap that was hilarious 😂😂😂 the MORONS 😂👍

  62. ShaunieBNaturalista
    ShaunieBNaturalista January 1, 2018

    Yeah, Roy's a hero. He didn't want to pay for it.

  63. Wildman2012
    Wildman2012 January 2, 2018

    "Roy turned to me and said: Let's just stay for one drink." or something like that…

  64. Shawn Blue
    Shawn Blue January 3, 2018

    Roy Moore is a big piece of 💩

  65. Rowan Baker
    Rowan Baker January 6, 2018

    Originally floor trust heat project undermine horror lay widely expression.

  66. my music
    my music January 6, 2018

    as an Alabamian all I can say is I'm sorry

  67. Rainbow Writer
    Rainbow Writer January 9, 2018

    Roy’s wife is a massive idiot. Not fake news.

  68. Rainbow Writer
    Rainbow Writer January 9, 2018

    Tapper saves the day!

  69. MatchstalkMan
    MatchstalkMan January 11, 2018

    Trump wanted to swear his allegiance on “The Art of The Deal”, but they wouldn’t let him.

  70. Manny Saort
    Manny Saort January 13, 2018

    I have seen this at least 25 times.is so frekin funny ..and stupid and racist..

  71. Pharoh B
    Pharoh B February 9, 2018

    Oh please natural selection , they’re ready.

  72. louis mercier
    louis mercier February 12, 2018

    Cut you settlement bomb drop investigation ticket originally gradually.

  73. biker#16
    biker#16 February 19, 2018

    4:35 I hate it when the Southern Accent sounds so stupid….

  74. Jacob Tauro
    Jacob Tauro February 25, 2018

    The fact that Moore almost won the election is just scary!

  75. IvanPlayStation4LiFe
    IvanPlayStation4LiFe March 11, 2018

    There's only one Bible we Muslims use the Quran and real Jews use the Torah. CNN host is half wrong.

  76. Ryan Morray
    Ryan Morray March 14, 2018

    Somewhere in heaven, there were 4 African-Americans girls who looked down on that night and smiled. Because the man who prosecuted their killers beat a man who preys on and molests young girls

  77. IPrince Majestic
    IPrince Majestic March 21, 2018

    I just ran across Roy Moore singing Karaoke – OMG!

    https://youtu.be/YOz5yaTZJ9w

  78. Retired Early 53
    Retired Early 53 March 26, 2018

    Give that guy who swore on the BIBLE three times a pass !!!!!! People like that are not interested in facts !!!!! The people who vote for these guys believe everything they say , without question ???????????? ANY QUESTIONS???????????

  79. squanto
    squanto April 8, 2018

    I am not a liberal but Roy Moore is disgusting.

  80. The Mr. Man
    The Mr. Man April 29, 2018

    6:11 IT'S RETARDED! RUN!

  81. The Mr. Man
    The Mr. Man April 29, 2018

    Roy Mooron.

  82. Deb Blevins.
    Deb Blevins. May 1, 2018

    The comedy almost wrote itself. But so sad for this country.

  83. Deb Blevins.
    Deb Blevins. May 1, 2018

    Blink blink

  84. teaspoon54
    teaspoon54 May 12, 2018

    Sweet Home Alabama
    Where the skies are so blue
    Sweet Home Alabama
    One of their attorneys is a jew

  85. 2M A
    2M A May 15, 2018

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtI40e1cEN4

  86. Brendan Day
    Brendan Day July 5, 2018

    I support Roy Moore.. I will enjoy killing kimmel

  87. Kyle Dechau
    Kyle Dechau November 4, 2018

    Roy Moore has a hot wife.

  88. PutinWithAnimals
    PutinWithAnimals November 4, 2018

    Fake Jews!!

  89. PutinWithAnimals
    PutinWithAnimals November 4, 2018

    SWEAR ON A BAAAAHBLE

  90. Christine ishere
    Christine ishere November 9, 2018

    our government is imploding

  91. Dobby Maltese
    Dobby Maltese December 12, 2018

    2:13 that "is a jew" caught me off guard and I burst out laughing

  92. David Clinton
    David Clinton December 27, 2018

    200 years ago.

    We’re not racist, many of our slaves are black.

  93. Kyle Dechau
    Kyle Dechau February 1, 2019

    "She has closer contact with kids than I do." Highlight of the video.

  94. danwaltz315
    danwaltz315 February 19, 2019

    jimmy kimmel is funny in his own way just like steven colbert he is fairly good at political comedy but not as good as colbert or SNL…Oh boy…

  95. danwaltz315
    danwaltz315 February 19, 2019

    that last bit must have been REAL akward for that guy on CNN I was just about laughing at this dude who was that stupid. LOL!!!!

  96. Brandon Cazares
    Brandon Cazares April 17, 2019

    I hate Roy Moore

  97. Sammy Hewson
    Sammy Hewson June 4, 2019

    1:54 Moore’s probably thinking “god she looked so good when she was 13”

  98. Venkatesh Babu Ponnuchamy
    Venkatesh Babu Ponnuchamy June 5, 2019

    Some say they go to Tijuana and say I am a virgin guy.

  99. Gerald Patterson
    Gerald Patterson June 23, 2019

    Holy hell…that rally would be in Midland City…freaking nut jobs live there… remember the psycho who killed the bus driver and took a kid on the bus underground in a bunker…yup…that's the area of Alabama they call the Wiregrass….aka….trashville USA

  100. DAYSINTHEBIGAPPLE
    DAYSINTHEBIGAPPLE July 27, 2019

    Jade is a pro! He let the man dig his own grave for a while without cutting him off and correcting him and then SLAM! The guy: 😮

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