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If Everything Is About Trump, Then So Is Losing Elections


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO
“THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WELL, FOLKS, ONE YEAR AGO TODAY, DONALD TRUMP WAS ELECTED
PRESIDENT. GIVE HIM A CHANCE. ( LAUGHTER )
YESTERDAY, DEMOCRATS COMMEMORATED THIS ANNIVERSARY,
BY KICKING TRUMP’S ASS, USING HIS ARCH ENEMY: THE POPULAR
VOTE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OKAY, LET’S GO AROUND THE HORN. LET’S SEE THE RESULTS. LET’S START IN HELENA, MONTANA,
WHERE WILMOT COLLINS BECAME THE FIRST BLACK MAYOR IN MONTANA’S
HISTORY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: I LIKE THAT! I LIKE THAT!>>Stephen: ALSO– AND THIS IS
FUN– THE FIRST BLACK PERSON IN MONTANA’S HISTORY. ( LAUGHTER )
WYOMING IS THE 21st ONE OUT THERE. AND IN NEW JERSEY, DEMOCRAT PHIL
MURPHY WAS ELECTED GOVERNOR ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
A SAD DAY FOR CHRIS CHRISTIE. SO, A DAY FOR CHRIS CHRISTIE. AND IN HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH,
GOVERNOR-ELECT MURPHY EXPRESSED THE WAY A LOT OF DEMOCRATS WERE
FEELING LAST NIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
LET ME TRY THAT. HOLD ON. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )
>>Jon: MAKE YOU WANNA JUMP!>>Stephen: THEY’VE FORGOTTEN
HOW TO BE HAPPY. SO, DEMOCRATS HAVE THEIR SWAGGER
BACK. THEY’VE ALREADY UPDATED THEIR
LOGO TO THIS. ( LAUGHTER )
THEY ALSO MADE MAJOR GAINS IN VIRGINIA’S HOUSE OF DELEGATES,
WINNING AT LEAST 15 SEATS IN AN UPSET–
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YEAH. 15 SEATS IN AN UPSET THAT
STUNNED MEMBERS OF BOTH PARTIES. BOTH PARTIES? SO, EVEN THE DEMOCRATS DIDN’T
DEMOCRATS WOULD WIN. “WHAT? NO, PEOPLE HATE US. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!”
( LAUGHTER ) VIRGINIA ALSO ELECTED ITS FIRST
TRANSGENDER STATE LAWMAKER ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
DANICA ROEM. AND IN A MOMENT OF, I THINK,
SWEET IRONY, THE MAN SHE BEAT WAS BOB
MARSHALL, THE REPUBLICAN WHO INTRODUCED VIRGINIA’S “BATHROOM
BILL.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
SO, SOON THERE’LL BE ONE BATHROOM BOB MARSHALL CAN’T USE:
THE ONE IN HIS OFFICE. ( LAUGHTER )
OF COURSE, THE BIG RACE IN VIRGINIA LAST NIGHT WAS FOR
GOVERNOR, WHERE DEMOCRAT RALPH NORTHAM STOMPED REPUBLICAN
ED GILLESPIE 54 TO 45 AND IT PROVES THE STATE’S OLD
SAYING “VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS OF EVERYONE BUT
ED GILLESPIE.” ONE PERSON WHO SAID HE LOVED
GILLESPIE WAS DONALD TRUMP, BUT THE SECOND GILLESPIE LOST, TRUMP
THREW HIM UNDER THE TWEET BUS: “ED GILLESPIE WORKED HARD BUT
DID NOT EMBRACE ME OR WHAT I STAND FOR.” CLEARLY, IF HE WORKED HARD,
ALSO–>>Jon: OOOH! I GET IT, I GET IT.>>Stephen: HE DOESN’T. ALSO, YOU’RE LYING. BECAUSE GILLESPIE COPIED YOUR
WHOLE PLAYBOOK, “PORTRAYING NORTHAM AS ENABLING LATINO
GANGS, HITTING N.F.L. PLAYERS FOR KNEELING DURING THE NATIONAL
ANTHEM, AND PROMISING TO KEEP CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS UP.” HE EVEN COPIED THE PART WHERE
YOU LOST THE STATE OF VIRGINIA ( LAUGHTER )
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, “IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM
OF YOU LOST THE STATE OF VIRGINIA.” MR. TRUMP, ALL OF THESE
ELECTIONS WERE ABOUT YOU. SIGNIFICANT NUMBERS OF VOTERS IN
EACH STATE SAID TRUMP WAS A REASON FOR THEIR VOTE, WITH
FAR MORE VOTING TO OPPOSE YOU THAN SUPPORT YOU. THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH MAKING
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, SIR. IT MEANS EVERYTHING, EVEN
LOSING, IS ABOUT YOU. THAT’S THE DOWNSIDE OF
NARCISSISM, ALONG– ( APPLAUSE )
YEAH. YEAH. ALONG WITH NO ONE REALLY LOVING
YOU.

100 Comments

  1. James Mark
    James Mark November 10, 2017

    More sensationalized bubble gum and bullshit ; as a wise one once said to me, " Deal with it, and flush your own toilet !"

  2. jjdude00
    jjdude00 November 10, 2017

    Stop trending this

  3. Retarded asshole who hates Trump for no reason
    Retarded asshole who hates Trump for no reason November 10, 2017

    Damn, we'll said. Love Steven Colebert!

  4. Armandhammer
    Armandhammer November 10, 2017

    Little miss Clinton
    Sat on her throne
    Emailing and lying all day
    Along came some Trumpsters
    Who voted against her
    And sent miss Clinton away.
    Deal with it!

  5. trefrog
    trefrog November 10, 2017

    ohhh narcissism burn

  6. Ben G
    Ben G November 10, 2017

    Fucking Stephen Colbert will literally do anything to entertain me. Just for me! That jazz jump is priceless. LMAO!

  7. Dank Scrote
    Dank Scrote November 10, 2017

    We know you get it jon batiste, now shut up.

  8. MysticalEffect
    MysticalEffect November 10, 2017

    Welcome to the comment section where everyone is butthurt Trumps still president. Russian collusion is an illusion.

  9. weedis great
    weedis great November 10, 2017

    Clapping for transgender bathrooms wow what happened to our country.oh wait i know DEMOCRATS want this if my kids are in bathroom and guy walks in there he will get stomped no doubt.this shouldn't be celebrated whats wrong w the ones happy about this

  10. MANJAKOLI1
    MANJAKOLI1 November 10, 2017

    Liberal cunts are so wet now.

  11. Will Mounter
    Will Mounter November 10, 2017

    It's about the things they do and their policies, not there race. Yeah it's cool to have first black in stuff, but what if they aren't as good? They choose minorities because they wanna look cool :/

  12. Minty
    Minty November 10, 2017

    Electing a transgender lawmaker isn't something to clap at. It isn't progressive, just like electing a trans-racial lawmaker wouldn't be progressive. Both are regressive ideologies.

  13. Zen
    Zen November 10, 2017

    Colbert, try comedy for once you loser. Comedy for left wingers turns into propaganda. Late night Democrat propagandist. You're no Johnny Carson, that's for fuck sure. Hence no interviews ever trending, no one likes you, they like your pandering.

  14. TwennyGee
    TwennyGee November 10, 2017

    Who is the POTUS

  15. Alex B.
    Alex B. November 10, 2017

    They should rename this show "The Trump Hate Show". It's always on my first page with Trump hate title.

  16. Marshall Boice
    Marshall Boice November 10, 2017

    The fact that they won despite the gerrymandering says something, but it will be a moot point if gerrymandering reform doesn't get done before the the next census. The oligarchs will double down and then it won't matter how many of us vote.

  17. Earmuff Hugger
    Earmuff Hugger November 10, 2017

    I have a "Help Wanted" sign if anybody wants it.

  18. mario cavlovicak
    mario cavlovicak November 10, 2017

    END of Hollyhell Celebrities, Harvey Weinsteins, and their promotional Late Night sellouts is coming to END…friendship with the country and fair trade what has begun through the world is a good move. I think the days of corruption and crime in the world are coming to an end. The time of brainwashing through the media and the promotion of filth through media propaganda machine is coming to an end. What I see from today's president Trump is these are the last twitches of dying Satan in this world. War on global and domestic dictatorship, terrorism, perversion, domination of rich and powerful, pedo satanists, sick, scum… started and will quickly end.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLrttMJj7mo

  19. John Adams
    John Adams November 10, 2017

    Trump has kicked Democrat asses so hard, so now they celebrate winning blue states that even Crocked Hillary managed to win and are trying to make this into some kind of sensation.

  20. Justin de la Garza
    Justin de la Garza November 10, 2017

    Steven you forgot to clap you hands. 🙂

  21. Gatss Legacy
    Gatss Legacy November 10, 2017

    Hope trump wins. Bringing jobs back. Economy going up.
    Nothing but bad things on the news and Hollywood.

  22. Magni56
    Magni56 November 10, 2017

    He forgot to mention Lee Carter, an outspoken socialist and USMC veteran, beating Jackson Miller, the GOP House Majority whip.

  23. Deplorable
    Deplorable November 10, 2017

    “If I could control the medium of the American motion picture, I would need nothing else to convert the entire world to communism.”
    -Joseph Stalin

  24. alphavortex1
    alphavortex1 November 10, 2017

    Colbert and the Libs STILL crying…. wow… so that's another 3 years of crying… then because you're libs… Trump wins again in 2020 as you libs continue to scratch your heads and continue to cry for another 4 years… sTILL not knowing why… it's the likes of colbert 🙂 literally… CNN… MSNBC…. Seth…. the liberal machine.. good luck. You still haven't learned.

  25. Journey Wiebe
    Journey Wiebe November 10, 2017

    Get over yourself

  26. MCr33py
    MCr33py November 10, 2017

    The Dems lost 1042 seats since 2009. At its current rate of conversion the Dems should be back on top by 2116.

  27. LBboarding b
    LBboarding b November 10, 2017

    Who keeps going "oooohhhh" in the background?

  28. Karolus Magnus
    Karolus Magnus November 10, 2017

    I've always found weird that a political party used an ass as it logo.

  29. Michael Newell
    Michael Newell November 10, 2017

    To the 512 that didn't like this why don't you join the 5000 that did then we can all just get along and go watch The Tonight Show together.

  30. canehdiandude
    canehdiandude November 10, 2017

    Let's be honest… Colbert's show wouldn't exist without Trump. All he does is talk about Trump. Pathetic.

  31. ryan
    ryan November 10, 2017

    It's been a year and people still won't stop crying over an election that their country voted for… you must really hate your country but I'm not surprised.

  32. Driftwood Studios
    Driftwood Studios November 10, 2017

    Stephen beat me to the 'black people in Montana' joke, lol. But seriously, our African American population in Montana has exploded in the last 6 yrs! We're up to like 30!

  33. Nyte
    Nyte November 10, 2017

    Hes so obssessed with Trump, hes starting to become just as dumb

  34. Cadeth Ofgravel
    Cadeth Ofgravel November 10, 2017

    No one cares and no one believes this crap has so many views yt tampers with all types of numbers and we all know it.

  35. Something Black
    Something Black November 10, 2017

    fucking liberal crybabies…

  36. Thala Mohan
    Thala Mohan November 10, 2017

    This video is trending in India

  37. Klam Bo
    Klam Bo November 10, 2017

    The LEFT does not need ears…
    They have already proven what ''they'' are…
    Lessor beings, not worthy any,
    not against President Trump or Americans,
    by INSTINCT alone,
    THEY are the ENEMY!
    cast them out
    remember who they are
    allow them to starve
    they… are… ENEMY OF US!

  38. Canary Fairy
    Canary Fairy November 10, 2017

    Wow I see how they do it. This is trending really? Bashing the president who helped exposed the pedofilia in hellywood and saved kids from pedofilia all over the world. Of course that's not treading. YouTube picks what to tread. This guy will be sorry for bashing our saviour.

  39. Idk Man
    Idk Man November 10, 2017

    Colbert is a democrat trained con artist who is literally teaching you how to fuck yourselves over. Trump is far from perfect that's very obvious but what democrats are doing is making you fear your own freedom. They want you to be afraid to protect yourselves, they make you afraid to speak because you may upset someone with different beliefs, they make you afraid of your own financial responsibility. Worst of all they make you feel guilty for success that you may have worked your ass off for. Colbert is telling you that you need the government to have more control over your lives so they can protect you from evil capitalist corporations, making you lose sight of the equation all together. 1%ers don't become rich without consumers supporting their businesses. These CEOs don't get to be where they are unless consumers allow them to by supporting their business and over paying for their products and services. Kind of like how you supporters helped make Colbert a multimillionaire, he didn't create the money out of thin air, like every entertainer in the world, his wealth came from his fans pockets which led to him having more money than practically all of his fans. You can't be set up to fail with capitalism because working class citizens literally decide who can possibly become rich. You understand? If everyone decided screw Trump we're not going to his hotels anymore, common sense is he would go out of business. Same thing with over priced clothing and jewelry and cellphones. Working class dictates it all. A big problem in America, most of you obviously know, is lobbyists, understand what a lobbyist even is before you blame capitalism. Lobbyists are (advocates who influence decisions made by government) .. they don't manipulate the economy by giving corporate tax breaks, THE GOVERNMENT gives out the tax breaks. And what you socialists want to do is turn all economic power over to the government to combat lobbyists. With any new government responsibility, there are taxes charged to consumers to fund it. You literally want to pay the government trillions of new tax dollars to fight itself. Forget democrats and republicans, support small government and low taxes. Use common sense and the constitution to hold government corruption to the fire and put an end to lobbyists. Restore pure capitalism without government manipulation and America will be in very good shape. And hopefully dirtbags like Colbert and liberal Hollywood will stop scolding people for keeping their earnings to feed their own families, and they can look in the mirror and use their wealth to help a whole lot of people without even breaking a sweat. BY CHOICE too, not by force.

  40. chowe9
    chowe9 November 10, 2017

    How conspicuous that Rump wasn't even in the country on this election day.

  41. Lauren Welch
    Lauren Welch November 10, 2017

    proud to be a Virginian who voted against Gillespie.

  42. graham connolly
    graham connolly November 10, 2017

    Colbert. Hasn't this moron been exposed yet?

  43. Mervin Smith
    Mervin Smith November 10, 2017

    Haha trump won sore losers fuck you all

  44. ajwmacleod
    ajwmacleod November 10, 2017

    Please Stephen, as if having Hilary Clinton would've made a huge difference. Fuck off. Trump has the economy at it's best, not everything the man does is a sin.

  45. graham connolly
    graham connolly November 10, 2017

    Wow having finally turned off all this brainwashing deep state establishment bullshit I come here today and my God the comment section made me laugh. Bunch of butt hurt retards. You guys prefer pedophiles to a man that defines the get up and go attitude that made America the envy of the world. 4 bankruptcy. Who the F cares. Try again and again and again and again and again; isn't that what made America awesome. It certainly wasn't PC culture that made America what it was. Stop crying you bunch of babies and wake up from the msm manufactured matrix. IT ISN'T REAL.

  46. walter ontiveros
    walter ontiveros November 10, 2017

    He's right i will never.vote dor a Republican again.they chose their party over what is right for our country.they are afraid to speak out against a President that is totally unfit to be. They will never have my vote in any future election.

  47. RedShadow
    RedShadow November 10, 2017

    you know Trump was right about ONE thing he will be getting us all to say merry Christmas but we will be saying it to the conservatives/Republicans that voted for him along with "Happy impeachment day, GOD BLESS Mueller!" OH GOD this will be the best Christmas every they will hate Christmas after this.

  48. DamnitJim
    DamnitJim November 10, 2017

    Trump Is MAGA, by exposing the Republican party and religious right wingers for what they truly are. He also shed a light on just how bad racism still is in the US.

  49. Dennis Deal
    Dennis Deal November 10, 2017

    Hoping that this is a sign of things to come.

  50. Hollywood
    Hollywood November 10, 2017

    They won elections in states that Donald Trump didn't even win lmafo the propaganda that you guys swallow is unreal rofl

  51. Tim Edmonds
    Tim Edmonds November 10, 2017

    it is a man reading que cards.

    the recent state won by dems has always been blue, its ok the winner said he will work with this POTUS.

    MAGA 2020

  52. Dank Memes
    Dank Memes November 10, 2017

    What amounts of autism have I stumbled across the only thing keeping this show alive is is this dipshit talking about trump

  53. MAGA OFFENSIVE
    MAGA OFFENSIVE November 10, 2017

    Exactly what election did he lose.? You idiot skid. A Republican almost beat out a liberal lunatic in a liberal state. Big fucking deal. Idiots

  54. Josh Lee
    Josh Lee November 10, 2017

    MSM is lucifer

  55. greg wiebe
    greg wiebe November 10, 2017

    all you little cry babies.do you need your baba.

  56. Jair Bear
    Jair Bear November 10, 2017

    Colbert is pathetic

  57. Patrick Röber
    Patrick Röber November 10, 2017

    wasn't the AI walking like this?

  58. Neku
    Neku November 10, 2017

    cmon Jon!!!, do your job and give Stephen some music when he dance

  59. Danny Deal
    Danny Deal November 11, 2017

    Hey Stephen, Trump is your president and you cant do a thing about it.

  60. Enrique Ramirez
    Enrique Ramirez November 11, 2017

    Ouch! That last sentence! Dayum, Colbert. Get it! 🙂

  61. Tim Kiehl
    Tim Kiehl November 11, 2017

    So how are the Dems gonna screw this up?

  62. DrOrtmeyer
    DrOrtmeyer November 11, 2017

    I just realized… if trump gets 280 characters, we will be at the brink of WWIII

  63. James Miller
    James Miller November 11, 2017

    Something to keep in mind. The person who was trans didn't win by running on a pro trans campaign. They ran on local issues and things that actually matter. Don't dilute their victory by making it just about them being trans and beating a transphobe.

  64. Keenan Torrence
    Keenan Torrence November 11, 2017

    What's up with the sunglasses at 2:46? Looks like Stephen did one of his "cut that out" motions after a joke

  65. john sion
    john sion November 11, 2017

    https://youtu.be/tpkwrXxbA6o
    https://youtu.be/3P4AOJjSDw0

  66. St0rmFlake
    St0rmFlake November 11, 2017

    I mean COME ON GUYS, IT'S THE P R E S E N T Y E A R

  67. Bob Lowney
    Bob Lowney November 11, 2017

    It’s great that the dems won but they won because folks voted against trump. The dems need more than that to sustain.

  68. MK 96
    MK 96 November 11, 2017

    Goddammit I am a proud leftist however I'm sick about the hipocresy of some folks on our side. Race and gender either matter or they don't. It's not good or bad that a major is black or trans, it's only good or bad whether his or her policies are good or bad.
    Stop glorifying trans people and blacks, they are no better or worse than any other.

  69. FIRE Junkie
    FIRE Junkie November 11, 2017

    Wow Clinton money really pays for quality comedy nowadays

  70. Joyce Wong
    Joyce Wong November 12, 2017

    Annapolis would rather have a 'bogan' Australian as mayor than a Republican.

  71. marukiki
    marukiki November 12, 2017

    "along with no one really loving you" indeed!

  72. peter piper
    peter piper November 12, 2017

    Popular vote= those who have 30million + and/or works in the media

  73. Adriana Khodayari
    Adriana Khodayari November 12, 2017

    Love it!!!!

  74. Jason Brown
    Jason Brown November 12, 2017

    Narcissism. One's own tragedy.

  75. Masked Martin
    Masked Martin November 12, 2017

    Only good thing that Trump did.

  76. Roenazarrek
    Roenazarrek November 12, 2017

    The Trump show with Stephen Colbert. I want to complain but I love it.

  77. Dander Spat
    Dander Spat November 12, 2017

    Welcome to the Stephen Colbert "idiot" Show

  78. Horatio KJV Bible
    Horatio KJV Bible November 12, 2017

    Steven Colbert is a paedophile.

  79. Horatio KJV Bible
    Horatio KJV Bible November 12, 2017

    Steven Colbert is a paedophile 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶

  80. Rusty Runner
    Rusty Runner November 13, 2017

    shit, its only been 1 year

  81. mrclueuin
    mrclueuin November 13, 2017

    😁

  82. UsenameTakenWasTaken
    UsenameTakenWasTaken November 13, 2017

    I guess they got tired of winning…

  83. Klishar122
    Klishar122 November 13, 2017

    Go figure Trump was a major factor in people's choice to vote in Democrats. Trump's been nothing but an embarrassment to the country so when it came time for elections, the party that sided with him… is the one that's going down.

    Who knows what will happen in 2020 (please don't re-elect Trump), but for the moment, we can say that Trump is a sinking ship and the Republican party is going down with him.

  84. Iberian Lad
    Iberian Lad November 13, 2017

    So is this a news channel or what?

  85. Janice Weetra
    Janice Weetra November 14, 2017

    Just goes to show that decisions are made by those who show up!

  86. Sherry Osinga
    Sherry Osinga November 15, 2017

    That’s the down side of narcissism 😂😂😂

  87. Phoenix Fasola
    Phoenix Fasola November 16, 2017

    “That’s the downside of narcissism”.

  88. manixpc
    manixpc November 17, 2017

    So what!

  89. Waste with Me
    Waste with Me November 17, 2017

    Al Franken down. Steven Colbert next. Good job liberals. Way to pick leaders.

  90. Windex
    Windex November 18, 2017

    Why haven’t I ever heard if this late night show?

    Oh yeah because nobody knows what it is. Give up on it…leave it to Fallon and Ellen.

  91. Reid Hardaway
    Reid Hardaway November 21, 2017

    '"I demand a recount" that's a william f buckly joke

  92. Daniel Evans
    Daniel Evans November 22, 2017

    but Trump worked so hard on getting so many of his electoral committee members to face jail time, and so many more from his administration to face unemployment, all for being loyalists to him. What's an impeached Trump going to do with Hannity and Fox News?

  93. Hazard187
    Hazard187 February 3, 2018

    what a bullshit , is this a news time ,America sucks , we only have politics new in news channel in our country,

  94. William Carter
    William Carter February 12, 2018

    "A sad day for Chris Christie."
    Yeah, because as soon as he heard the news, he cried into his breakfast of Häagen-Dazs and meatloaf.

  95. YoshimizRobots
    YoshimizRobots March 16, 2018

    0:01 "Moanin'" by Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers 0:28

  96. daniel job
    daniel job May 2, 2018

    I thought the state slogan of Virginia was 'Home of the CIA's top secret headquarters at 1776 Freedom Lane, Langley – Use gate code 12435 after 8pm'? – Huh!? – I suppose you learn something new every day!

  97. Backinblack Bunny
    Backinblack Bunny June 9, 2018

    34

  98. Hazukichan X
    Hazukichan X November 17, 2018

    "Ed Gillespie worked hard, but did not embrace me or what I stand for…" – "Clearly, if he worked hard." ZZzzzzzzinnngggg! =D

  99. bepowerification
    bepowerification June 29, 2019

    so yeah, they won. but 45% voting for republicans/trump? that means out of 100 people 45 still support this idiot. that shouldnt be a reason for celebration.. 45% are retarded racists, you should be worried about that.

  100. Chris Floyd
    Chris Floyd August 17, 2019

    That ending sentence was a cold way to end

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