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How to be Politically Correct!


Hi I’m Ryan Higa and I am currently attending the University of College State where I am majoring in Political Correctness so you know that I know what I’m talking about. I can tell you exactly what is considered offensive and what isn’t. I mean I’ve taken all the classes on political correctness such as Facebook comments 101 Twitter trends 102 to Wikipedia I’ve even taken an advance class on the subject called reading news articles that other people write that tell me how I should feel about controversial topics 205. With my vast knowledge on this subject. I’m gonna be teaching you how to be the most politically correct you’ve ever been. It was offending me. Welcome to how to be politically correct. For those of you what don’t know what that means, being politically correct, or PC, Basically means to avoid offending people Because we all know offending someone’s feelings Is the worst thing a human being can do So let’s get started The first lesson in being PC is to avoid the trendy topics. If an issue is trending on social media Or talked about on the news The chances are you should probably avoid that topic Because all of a sudden everybody really cares about it now. And no matter which side you pick You’re probably going to offend someone. Here’s an example of a trendy controversial topic That you guys might remember. Can you believe this? What? This is Starbucks’s Christmas cup. So? So? There’s no Christmas on the cup! This is a blatant attack on my religion. A blatant attack on Christianity! Plus, the cup is red! That’s the same color as hell! And the devil, and fire, and pimple’s that aren’t ready to be popped yet. Well I think they’re right for not putting Christmas on the cups. What did you just say? Well I’m not a Christian and if they did have Christmas designs on the cups then that infringing on my First Amendment Right of Freedom of Religion. How dare you say something so un-American! Un-American? The vast majority of Americans – *Shouting match ensues* Guys, guys, it’s just a cup. How dare you – *Shouting match continues* See? It might seem like a silly petty argument, But since it was trending in the news it’s really important now. If you really want to be PC, avoid the trendy topics. This is what he should have said. Guys, guys. It’s just a- Nevermind. No comment. You know what, you’re worse than both of us! Yeah by keeping quiet, you’re part of the problem! Yeah, you’re not doing anything to help. But this painting is so offensive I don’t know why- The next lesson in being PC is no more jokes. Jokes are a thing of the past. I mean, you might think that some jokes are not that bad, but in 2017, ALL JOKES ARE OFFENSIVE! Hey, you want to hear this joke I just read? Ok. Ok, so three guys walk into the bar right? Oh ho ho! So three GUYS, huh? Didn’t know you guys were against women’s rights. What? Why do they have to be guys? They don’t. Well then it’s sexist. Why are there no women? Women go to bars too! Yeah, I know. Dude, it’s just a joke. Oh, it’s just a joke? What, women aren’t funny enough to be a part of your little joke? Ok, fine! It doesn’t really matter, ok? Three WOMEN – Good! – walk into the bar in the middle of the day, right?. *Laughs* The middle of the day, wow. What is it now? Now you’re saying that all women are alcoholics ya bunch of misogynists! Hey, why did the duck cross the road? Why? To prove he wasn’t chicken. *Laughter* Are you implying that all chickens are cowards? Or that somehow ducks are above chickens in some way? What? Because ducks and chickens are equal, ok? And people like you who support duck supremacy are part of the problem. What are you talking about? I don’t see how this is offensive. Yeah, of course you don’t. You don’t see it because you’re a little privileged duck-boy who grew up in the safety of your little ranch. So of course your not afraid. Chickens? Chickens, we grew up in fear. We get drugs, GMO’s forced into us at the mills. We’re forced to watch each other get slaughtered just for food? Hey, ducks get eaten too. Yeah, they do. But tell me, how often do you come across ducks eggs at the supermarket, huh? How often do you pass by a fast food chain called KFD? Yeah see, all birds lives do matter. But right now, chicken lives, those are the lives that are in danger. And that’s what’s trending. What do you call someone with no cell phone? I don’t know what? A house phone, because with no cellphone, you gotta call them with a house phone. As somebody who finds Jonah Hill’s and Michael Cera’s comedy inappropriate, I take offense to that joke. What? They never even said this joke. How is this even related to either of them? Cause it was Superbad. And finally, for the last lesson in being PC is for you to know that everything is offensive. If you don’t think that something is offensive, chances are you’re a bad person and you’re not looking hard enough. Here, let me make it easy for you. I’ll give you some examples. Now take a look at this X-Men poster. Does it offend you at all? Because if it doesn’t, you hate women. It’s clearly showing a man choking a woman. So that means YOU think its okay for men to choke women Not to mention that the top of the board it says “only the strong will survive” implying that men are stronger than women BUT thats not it. This poster isnt JUST sexist ITS RACIST I mean why is the light skinned blue person choking the dark skinned blue person, and not the other way around?! Take a look on (bad grammar LOL) the date at the bottom! Don’t tell me its just a coincidence that they conspired the release date to be on 27th THE EXACT same day That the race riots in East Saint Louis took place in 1917 AND as if that weren’t enough the title ITSELF is not just sexist! Its a hate crime! I mean the title of the franchise is X-Men! WHY not X-Women?! I’ll tell you why! Because X-Men Apocolypse is an attack on the LGBTQ community! *cooly* That’s right. X-MEN stands for transgender They’re X-MEN. They used to be men now they’re women. So they’re ex-men. So when they say X-MEN apocalypse what they are really trying to say is it’s the end of the world for the transgender community. I will not stand for that! I will remain sitting! I will not… Wait a second… May 27th? This is old news. Is this not trending anymore? Eeeehh it’s not big deal then. Next. So in closing, I now there’s a lot of things to remember so I’m going to simplify it and try to wrap everything up. In order to be a truly politically correct person, avoid all of the trendy, controversial topics Which basically means that if something is being talked about by somebody, somewhere about something, You may not have an opinion about it. Because you’re wrong. And it’s going to offend someone. You must also remember: no more jokes. Jokes are a thing of the past. So remember to never laugh or to make anyone else laugh. Because if you do that means you’re laughing at the issues. Issues like war and rape and racism. So if you laugh, you’re a racist war rapist! And last but not least, and most importantly, everything is offensive. It’s not rocket science. If you don’t want to offend others, it’s simple. Don’t have opinions, don’t take any action, don’t walk, talk, move, wear or share anything you’re thinking about. Especially if it’s about an issue, and everything is an issue. And, at the same time, keep in mind that with all of these issues if you don’t speak up and take action… You guys are part of the problem. So stop having opinions, stop taking action, and step up and do something and take action! *TEEHEE* Greg: Cut! Cut. What? G: No no no it’s not you. The video is great, the message is clear, it’s just we’re missing something. I don’t think we’re going to get the views this way… Unless… *simultaneous gasp* Hi. I’m Ryan Higa. And I’m…

100 Comments

  1. Ange
    Ange August 22, 2019

    LOL THE END

  2. Ishaan Jain
    Ishaan Jain August 23, 2019

    The WARNING killed me

  3. No No
    No No August 23, 2019

    The sad thing is, this video is actually true

  4. Aidan W
    Aidan W August 24, 2019

    'You're a little privileged duck boy that grew up in the safety of your ranch.' I'm gonna use this on people

  5. Jonathan Hall
    Jonathan Hall August 24, 2019

    So many languages for captions

  6. Amateur_Artist
    Amateur_Artist August 24, 2019

    The end thou ..when they swapped out Ryan..

  7. Just. Another. Black. Shadow. #13
    Just. Another. Black. Shadow. #13 August 25, 2019

    Awesome vid Ryan, you’re the most talented youtuber that I know of!!!

  8. Frankie Chan
    Frankie Chan August 25, 2019

    You offended alcohol,cola and other drinks by saying Teehee (teahee).

  9. Crysteena Georgeena
    Crysteena Georgeena August 25, 2019

    THE FACT THAT YOU ARE MAKING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OFFENDS ME BECAUSE THAT MEANS YOU ARE SAYING THAT ALL PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE FEELINGS!!

  10. Umair Usman
    Umair Usman August 25, 2019

    Im offened that there is not enough ethnic and gender diversity in this video

  11. Sonni
    Sonni August 25, 2019

    This offends me

  12. Sonni
    Sonni August 25, 2019

    Are you implying to the fact the you can only be Politically Correct and can't be someone who's Politically Incorrect?

  13. J Lau
    J Lau August 25, 2019

    Political Correctness is a load of malarkey, package in a gift 🎁 bag. No matter how cute the package looks, the content is not biologically sound nor factually based.

  14. Bal Gehakt
    Bal Gehakt August 26, 2019

    Please be offended by my comment and the comments responding to me.

  15. Alex Chang
    Alex Chang August 27, 2019

    4:57 Everyone liked that

  16. David Lea-Smith
    David Lea-Smith August 27, 2019

    I'm offended that I haven't heard about your videos before and only subscribed now. Keep up the good work.

  17. Rez K
    Rez K August 27, 2019

    Wow you have books on a shelf😒 I’m offended because I can’t read

  18. Santiago Labra
    Santiago Labra August 28, 2019

    06:10 this part killed me HAHAHAHHAHAHA

  19. J_laubster
    J_laubster August 28, 2019

    I'm offended

  20. Mark Mulumba
    Mark Mulumba August 28, 2019

    I’m offended that he showed Wikipedia since it is constantly changed by people

  21. blockys animation
    blockys animation August 28, 2019

    I can't believe you are telling us to stand up what about people with no legs? and why would we help them? are you telling me that the people cant fight on their own? and I'm offended that you're telling people to speak up what about the mute people? you're telling me that if you can't speak you're the part of the problem?

    IM OFFENDED oh wait this is old

  22. Zoey Storme
    Zoey Storme August 29, 2019

    In the background there’s a bookshelf! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE AND DYSLEXIA?!

  23. A person
    A person August 29, 2019

    Now I know how to be a personal computer

  24. Nice Guy
    Nice Guy August 29, 2019

    U r good-looking

    I am offended

  25. Asha Seth
    Asha Seth August 29, 2019

    Good ol' ryan predicting future again.

  26. Alzeus Elric
    Alzeus Elric August 30, 2019

    You DUCK-BOY!

  27. Only One MITCH!
    Only One MITCH! August 31, 2019

    🤔I wonder why he strikes me as a guy that aces ALL tests

    Except driving Tests

  28. Peter Liu 1223
    Peter Liu 1223 August 31, 2019

    When somebody say they are offended.
    Objection! Relevance

  29. Unotry -44
    Unotry -44 August 31, 2019

    5:35 bitch words have no meaning unless you understand them justbignore mdfk

  30. Chris 17
    Chris 17 September 1, 2019

    Don't Even Dare To Comment In This Video In Which I Did Because It's An Issue.

  31. Luke Christian
    Luke Christian September 1, 2019

    I think the question isn’t:
    Are you offending someone?

    But rather:
    Are you letting yourself get offended?

  32. weeb noob
    weeb noob September 1, 2019

    im offended, thers asain and white people but no black people

  33. sn0w music
    sn0w music September 2, 2019

    0:27 what is is not

  34. The Polymath Universe
    The Polymath Universe September 2, 2019

    DUCK SUPREMACY 🤣🤣🤣

  35. Sub
    Sub September 2, 2019

    This held up

  36. Abhijeet Bhagat
    Abhijeet Bhagat September 3, 2019

    can do reaction video on Dr. stone

  37. Mouser1991
    Mouser1991 September 3, 2019

    Oh man. 2 years later and everything's just gotten worse.

  38. Deniz Korkmaz
    Deniz Korkmaz September 3, 2019

    Dave Chappelle is gonna save this planet.

  39. L
    L September 4, 2019

    Can you make a video on how to politically not care?

  40. BoniBon 666
    BoniBon 666 September 4, 2019

    Now in 2019 this shit is so relevant .
    Tumblr social justice basic bitches are in raise with a superiority/victim complex.

  41. qob 0707
    qob 0707 September 5, 2019

    I found this extremely offensive

  42. Sharon P
    Sharon P September 6, 2019

    OMG, I thought I would die at this and that it couldn't get any better. But, then the ENDING, ROFLMAO!!! And, I JUST lost a gig to political correctness for the most mild jokes EVER. If I hadn't walked away two decades ago, I would definitely do it today. Comedy is over if this continues. smh

  43. Jermy Hartwell
    Jermy Hartwell September 7, 2019

    Damn I laughed so am I a racist war rapist

  44. Broccoli Gaming
    Broccoli Gaming September 7, 2019

    I’m offended that your opinion is different than mine.

  45. Time to be Creative
    Time to be Creative September 8, 2019

    Satire, more like real life

  46. Brian D
    Brian D September 8, 2019

    Politics between women and men.
    Pardon me if I sound like a cynical a hole but it's the only response I know for this craziness.
    Women want to be equal but they are not in any way. They have super powers in that they are crybullies and then they want police or courts to come against a man and cut off his penis so they can finally feel equal.

    Little boys see this on the news and know the minute they hit puberty now they are at risk of being a violent sexual predator. Maybe we could pump our boys full of estrogens so that they are born with micro penises and that way women won't be so offended.

    Yes I remember the seventies and the chauvinism and how bad it was and I remember that women fought for the right to vote but the pendulum has gone way too far the other way and it's just a matter of time when all these scruffy bearded hipster dudes take up Islam and women find the new fashion to be burqas.

    Maybe we could institute a bitch law. If a woman is convicted of being a bitch she can go down to the police department every year and re.certifi as a certified bitch.
    We could put a sign in front of her house to warn children and men to stay away like the witch in Hansel and Gretel and the gingerbread house.

    We look around at all these homeless guys on opiates. I'm wondering how much of that is a crime of despair. Maybe we could have equal rights and have the equal number of women homeless on opiates out of a crime of despair.

    The bottom line is women are high liability and I stay the hell away from them.
    These pathetic straight men marrying these women and then finding themselves getting accused in divorce court and paying alimony and child support. Wow that's the American dream.
    It's like straight men think that they get a pass being with a baby stroller and their wife. The truth is they don't and they're on a short leash. Everyone knows that they could become violent and rape somebody at any moment.
    A man's penis is a weapon. Don't believe me just ask the courthouse, or as I like to describe it the woman's advocacy agency.
    Don't believe me look at all the victims rights laws where a woman can be shielded so they don't have to face who they are accusing.
    The courthouse is filled with abused women who are now victims advocates.

    If I've got a woman who's a patient that's young, not 80 or 90 I don't see that patient alone. The worst are these young psychiatric females. They scare the crap out of me because one accusation,! the man is guilty forever unless she admits that it was some phobic fantasy.

    Everybody knows that a man is a disgusting violent sexual predator. Don't believe me just watch the news.
    I hate feeling like I'm walking around on eggshells because a woman might get offended and cry bully to the police about how awful I am. That's not liberty.

    When are we going to have equal rights with women shaming on the news. If we're going to shame one man let's shame a woman. I don't care if she's a wonderful angelic birth giver, if she's driving drunk with a kid's let's plaster her face all over the news. If she's passing bad checks or abusing children or the elderly let's shame her. Let's make an example out of her and ruin her credibility forever.
    Let's shame women more to have equal rights!
    The pendulum is going to swing back and it's going to be painful for both women and men.

  47. Super Jihan
    Super Jihan September 8, 2019

    I didn't get why the red painting was offensive?? Can someone tell me it's been two years and I still don't get it!

  48. GC Clips
    GC Clips September 8, 2019

    This video is so offended by this

  49. MinhKing889
    MinhKing889 September 8, 2019

    Its how adults dont use commaon sense

  50. Paparipa Pa
    Paparipa Pa September 9, 2019

    I’m offended

  51. Nathan Jung
    Nathan Jung September 9, 2019

    I’m offended. Why do the walls have to be white?

  52. Kevu Seth
    Kevu Seth September 9, 2019

    It's sad when it's hard to tell satire from reality.

  53. Junior Morales
    Junior Morales September 10, 2019

    Me: …

    Society: that’s offensive

  54. kim
    kim September 11, 2019

    This is sooooooo true bro😂

  55. Jchattergoon
    Jchattergoon September 12, 2019

    SAY IT LOUD FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

  56. iambrandonmoore
    iambrandonmoore September 12, 2019

    PC = NC^2

  57. Learn to YoYo With Sam
    Learn to YoYo With Sam September 12, 2019

    If you slow the warning to 5x. Speed it is giberash

  58. Learn to YoYo With Sam
    Learn to YoYo With Sam September 12, 2019

    0.75 speed you sound normal

  59. Markus Aljas
    Markus Aljas September 12, 2019

    I find this video offensive.

  60. Gunpla Builder
    Gunpla Builder September 13, 2019

    Why not Ryan SHIga?

  61. Spider Pig
    Spider Pig September 14, 2019

    Oh wow why can’t your hair be white not black that’s SO offensive

  62. Saima Baig
    Saima Baig September 14, 2019

    Duck supremacy

  63. 타노스
    타노스 September 14, 2019

    So if you laugh, your a racist war rapist!
    Me: laugh ah damn it

  64. bleh
    bleh September 15, 2019

    Actually hell is the colour blue because of sulfur

  65. Dreadnought 1
    Dreadnought 1 September 15, 2019

    Basically if you’re a white male you are automatically a privileged oppressive person

  66. Dreadnought 1
    Dreadnought 1 September 15, 2019

    Knock nock
    That’s defist and oppressive to def people

  67. Nightmare Core
    Nightmare Core September 17, 2019

    If your offended then I'm offended by you for being offended…Death has been trending from day 0.

  68. MobileMinigamers N Vlogs
    MobileMinigamers N Vlogs September 21, 2019

    This is something you call BIAS

  69. Cunning Bard
    Cunning Bard September 22, 2019

    0:01the end of every commercial

  70. Gersh Klein
    Gersh Klein September 24, 2019

    This is hilarious 😂

  71. Ian Miller
    Ian Miller September 25, 2019

    YOU DID THE ENTIRE VIDEO IN ENGLISH THATS RACIST WHY NOT ANH OTHER LANGUAGES ARE YOU SAYING YOU NEED TO KNOW ENGLISH FOR YOU TO ENJOY A VIDEIO I AM SO OFFENDED

  72. I must be fun at parties
    I must be fun at parties September 25, 2019

    This video aged too well and I'm pretty sure it will still be very relevant for quite some time.

  73. Kiara Blitz
    Kiara Blitz September 26, 2019

    THE END THOUGHHHHHHHH

  74. CUBIX
    CUBIX September 26, 2019

    You annoyed flat earthers by having a globe in the video

  75. Saber Shadow
    Saber Shadow September 27, 2019

    I’m offended why Starbucks and not chipotle huh

  76. ritmabo E
    ritmabo E September 27, 2019

    Ryan u dont get it
    U where raised in a great city a lot of cities minorities and woman are constantly getting abused
    Example when i was 15 one of my friends was constantly being hit on and sexually abused by random men couple times theyre where people over 30 asking her out (she was 15)
    For me i was constantly being made fun off for my race theyre would be groups in school where the asians would sit together african americans would sit together persians would sit together those where basically the three biggest groups and we would basically have race wars

    I mean random people on the street would come up to me and physically hurt me or call me a name

  77. Chaos Primordial
    Chaos Primordial September 27, 2019

    Most Politically Correct Statement: Use an Asian to talk about how to be Politically Correct.

  78. Bishal Niroula
    Bishal Niroula September 29, 2019

    =yeah you offensive to woman

  79. Bishal Niroula
    Bishal Niroula September 29, 2019

    and you should have just said bye instead + Grammarly helped me write this

  80. xiaoen weng
    xiaoen weng October 3, 2019

    The first part sounds like he is speaking Cantonese starting from0:9

  81. xiaoen weng
    xiaoen weng October 3, 2019

    I actually feel offended

  82. Szymon Zaliwski
    Szymon Zaliwski October 3, 2019

    I feel offended by this video

  83. Mazen Zeidan
    Mazen Zeidan October 4, 2019

    4:34, my Birthday is on May 27. Lol.

  84. Sakethram V
    Sakethram V October 5, 2019

    Ohmygod did you have a bookshelf in the background? That’s like *so* offensive to people who can’t read.

  85. SubversiveMemes
    SubversiveMemes October 9, 2019

    The social hellscape that Millennials created, is the reason us generation-Z kids meme the N word and spam social media with pictures of pepe the frog with a Joker face

  86. raphl clarence bautista
    raphl clarence bautista October 9, 2019

    im ofended

  87. Raam Ravi
    Raam Ravi October 10, 2019

    I hate political correctness and people being offended by every little thing.

  88. Isaiah Mccray
    Isaiah Mccray October 11, 2019

    LMAO WILL AT THE END! 😂🤣😂🤣

  89. Thor
    Thor October 11, 2019

    Political correctness is a hobby that retarded people came up with to feel self-important.

  90. Thor
    Thor October 11, 2019

    I laughed and the next thing I knew I suddenly became a 'racist war rapist'.

  91. Apax Boi
    Apax Boi October 12, 2019

    The ending😂

  92. Orrbut Studios
    Orrbut Studios October 12, 2019

    what i thought they were going to stretch the video to 10 minutes

  93. Anthony Franklin
    Anthony Franklin October 14, 2019

    Holy shit, that was comedy gold! A racist war rapist!

  94. Vincent Huitz
    Vincent Huitz October 14, 2019

    PC babies

  95. Naruto Uzumaki
    Naruto Uzumaki October 15, 2019

    I fu**ing hate this video…they are all making an argument about a little thing…and making fiction into an issue…dislike it report it…

  96. Arciek Camlio
    Arciek Camlio October 16, 2019

    I’m offended! You jerk and how dare you jerk on my GF LOL

  97. Benjamin Greenberg
    Benjamin Greenberg October 17, 2019

    Offensive speech is no joking matter. Seethe ADL website. People count! ALL people.

  98. Jon 1212
    Jon 1212 October 18, 2019

    Oh my god I’m offended by this

  99. Traikens
    Traikens October 18, 2019

    This video offends me. Why is it a man hosting the video and not a weaponized battle toaster?

  100. Kendrick Luu
    Kendrick Luu October 19, 2019

    I’m offended by the plant in the back! It is supposed to be in a forest!

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