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Google CEO Answers Really Stupid Questions From Really Stupid Politicians



so Google's CEO testified in front of Congress and he answered insanely dumb questions let's watch and then we'll talk about it and I would just finish it with this I have a seven-year-old granddaughter who picked up her phone before the election and she's playing a little game kind of game a kid would play and up on there pops a picture of her grandfather and I'm not gonna say into the record what the kind of language was used around that picture of her grandfather but I'd ask you how does that show up on a seven-year-olds iPhone who's playing a kids game Congressman iPhone is made by a different company and so you know I mean it might have been an Android is just it was a hand-me-down of some kind you know I guess I'm happy to follow up and understand the specifics it there may be an application which was being used which had a notification but I'm happy to understand it better and clarify it for you okay thank you for your testimony and yield back the balance of my time do you believe that Google has been has been brought out here and some question is biased congressman it's really important to me that we approach our work in an unbiased you believe that Google is biased it's either yes or no no no not in our approach how do you explain this apparent bias on Google's part against conservative points of view against conservative policies is it just the algorithm or our more happening there congressman I understand the frustration at seeing negative news and you know I see it on me on Google's there are times you can search on Google and page after page there's negative news which feed you flat but what what is important here is we use a robust methodology to reflect what is being said about any given topic at any particular time and we try to do it objectively using a set of rubrics it is in our interest to make sure we reflect what's happening out there in the best objective manner possible this weekend I was on MSNBC four times and yet what first thing that comes up is the Daily Caller not exactly a liberal and I guess well-known group dens roll call then Breitbart news in the Memphis Business Journal then Breitbart news then Breitbart so it looks like you are overly using conservative news organizations on your news and I'd like you to look into the over use of conservative news organizations to put on liberal people's news on Google and if you'd let me know about that I appreciate it you know we do get consent so cross both sides of the aisle they literally laughed at these these politicians multiple times because they the things they said were so stupid there was another guy on the Republican side who said hey listen you know every time I looked up information on the Republican tax cut that I supported this was obviously Republican saying it it always came back with you know the top one percent get eighty three percent of the benefits this is not fair that they keep showing negative information about our tax bill these politicians are fucking ancient and they don't understand anything about the way the internet works I mean this really is a problem now and honestly the problem might even be worse on the Supreme Court they're ancient as well they don't know how this shit works and they're gonna be they're gonna have to directly answer questions about the constitutionality of different things involving the internet so we're in a really bad place man because it's never been clearer how ignorant they are then when they try to talk about technology and they try to talk about the internet now I like how there were accusations are is Google buys I like when people are loud and obnoxious and arrogant and wrong at the same time because there's something about that there's just like oh you sad pathetic little fucking chump you don't know what you're talking about but you're pretending like you do so you're just getting louder is it biased is google apps all minutes Google biased against conservatives no Google's not biased against conservatives now the most annoying aspect of this is there actually is a bias but not none of them actually touched on the bias there was a Democrat Stephen Cohen who said oh it's a pro conservative bias and then there were the conservatives who said it's a liberal bias no you're both wrong you fucking idiots there is a bias towards establishment news now we discussed it when they change the algorithm and they basically made it so that hey listen we need to fight we need to fight this rise in fake news and so to meet those ends all anti-establishment outlets got deprioritized now you might if you're one who is kind of wrapped up in the the Russia stuff then you might not have recognized this but it's not just that they deprioritize like Alex Jones for example but they also deprioritize reverb press they also deprioritize truth out and truth dig there's the I think the world socialist website I'm think I'm butchering the name but that is now deprioritized as well so you have right-wing outlets and left-wing outlets that are deprioritized but the the connecting tissue is they're independent outlets and they're outlets that as a general rule are anti-establishment and it's easy to say oh they're sowing discord in the US so you know maybe they're influenced by Russia so therefore we're gonna deprioritize them because that's not legitimate news that's not real news and so there is a real conversation to be had here about the algorithm but these guys don't know anything about the topic so what they're doing is just I I think it's Pro conservative bias I think it's a it's a liberal bias and no you fucking idiots like that guy Stephen Cohen you really that's what you thought you thought like oh man I appeared on MSNBC a few times and it turns out when you google search it they're only The Daily Caller in Breitbart come up Wow yeah it's cuz they they covered it they wrote articles about it and then those articles got popular on the right and so of course they're gonna go to the top of the of the you know the search engine and remember when you talk about Daily Caller you talk about Breitbart relatively you know pro-establishment right-wing outlets like they're not the real oh gee once and to be fair the edgy ones on on the writer like all right leaning and and creepy shit like that but bottom line is if you are representing a point of view that's considered outside of the mainstream it's considered anti-establishment that can be accused of being fake news well then you know we're gonna deep prioritize you and of course then the the elephant in the room becomes well what do you by what standard are you evaluating this because guess what every single establishment outlet press for for the Iraq war said Saddam has weapons of mass destruction they literally lied us into a war and they're not deprioritized so how could that be it's almost like the the decision-making process is not really about who's giving objective news it's about who's towing the mainstream accepted narrative so it's a shame that these guys are so stupid and that they don't know what the fuck they're talking about and they made us say Google CEO literally laughed at them I mean Steve King was the best there the guy was like it that's a iPhone we don't make iPhone Apple does oh how is it this thing popped up on my granddaughter's phone about her grandfather I don't know maybe she got a text message from somebody [Laughter] notification from an app or something on the phone it could have been a text message and there's negative stuff about me that's written in the world and I don't like it okay it's so stupid we're so fucked going forward

39 Comments

  1. Ed Doyle
    Ed Doyle July 2, 2019

    It may not have been an iphone, it might have been a lie.. Just assume it happened and why is my search history full hateful websites and Philippino trans hookers..

  2. Mateo's 2020 Politics
    Mateo's 2020 Politics July 2, 2019

    Did anybody else notice that guy in the hat and mustache in the background?

  3. How bout' you chill
    How bout' you chill July 2, 2019

    When two titans of the tech industry, Pichai and Zuckerberg, reduced to tech support during their court hearings.

  4. Gale Anderson
    Gale Anderson July 2, 2019

    The best thing is seeing the younger politicians trying not to laugh.

  5. Gale Anderson
    Gale Anderson July 2, 2019

    brain melts

  6. Master gamer
    Master gamer July 2, 2019

    Old guy: my granddaughter was playing a game and a picture of me with negative text popped up why
    Ceo: we
    Old guy: YES OR NO

    WTF

  7. Yalkın ÇIRAK
    Yalkın ÇIRAK July 2, 2019

    I dont think they understand what the word "search engine" means

  8. Scyr3x
    Scyr3x July 2, 2019

    Search for the Sketch "the expert". This is basically how the google-dude must have felt.

  9. cherdster
    cherdster July 2, 2019

    If i was the CEO i would say….if yoiu dont like google you can use yahoo! LOL

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  11. Osmany Reyes
    Osmany Reyes July 2, 2019

    What’s so fucked up is that being questioned by congress is serious but the congressmen are dumb as a sock and you don’t even know how to answer their incredibly stupid questions

  12. Astro Figgy
    Astro Figgy July 2, 2019

    How can we have these old guys stuck in the 90s running our country it’s crazy

  13. C Cato
    C Cato July 2, 2019

    I’m curious, Kyle. How did you become an SJW?

  14. Bob Schneider
    Bob Schneider July 2, 2019

    I think Rep. Cohen was just giving it back to the RepubliKKKlans, really. Especially with an actual White Supremacist (Steve King) sitting on the same House Subcommittee.

  15. Roxor128
    Roxor128 July 2, 2019

    This problem of judges and politicians not understanding technology is a big one. I suggest imposing an age limit on the job. No running for office if you're over 45. Mandatory retirement for supreme court judges at 45.

  16. ken Tang
    ken Tang July 2, 2019

    anyone notice a guy with a top hat and fake mustache in the background?

  17. Chris
    Chris July 2, 2019

    Google isn’t biased against conservatives!? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahaahhaahahahahahaha

  18. Chris
    Chris July 2, 2019

    Those damn Russians spent $4700 to sway the election!

  19. Daniel Monroe
    Daniel Monroe July 2, 2019

    Can we just take a second to look the guy in the background with the top hat and mustache

  20. Edmund Singleton
    Edmund Singleton July 2, 2019

    “Variety Studio: Actors on Actors is an American television
    series of one-hour specials that premiered on December 21, 2014, on PBS SoCal.
    Hosted by Jenelle Riley, the show features various actors discussing the most
    popular television shows and films”. Excerpted from Wikipedia… This televison
    program in its conception is very interesting, held a viewing promise for me
    until I watched only two episodes, then realized its in the nature of the
    occupation discussed, bathed in deceit, by way of self-marketing and promotion,
    which I now believe has bled into the political and television journalistic
    arenas as a new kind of ‘show business’. What politician or journalist has not
    altered their appearance, seemingly to cut a more perceived pleasingly appearance?
    As they go about marketing themselves or as a representive of their employer.

  21. Matt Arnold
    Matt Arnold July 2, 2019

    Fucking algorizims … Goddamn tubes

  22. The Stig
    The Stig July 2, 2019

    The irony is, nobody questioned him about their ideological echo chamber.

  23. Anthony Jerome Thorn
    Anthony Jerome Thorn July 2, 2019

    I am 50 and I am internet savvy

  24. ryan mundell
    ryan mundell July 2, 2019

    I wonder if they were just trying to draw out time

  25. Scroogen MacDuck
    Scroogen MacDuck July 2, 2019

    This is on the same level as "the internet is a series of tubes" but even crazier than that. How is it that none of them understand over 3.5 hrs?

  26. Tony Simma
    Tony Simma July 2, 2019

    Whats sad is that Sen. grandaughter has a pic of him on her phone and he is upset?? Did you ever stop to think Einstein that your family KEPT that pic of you for her?? How dare my grandkids have pics of me on their phone. I was waiting for one Sen to say to him II ordered a pizza from this place and it showed up cold what will Google do about that huh…

  27. Evan Fields
    Evan Fields July 2, 2019

    These are the people responsible for our protection against international cyber attacks. We're fu ck ed.

  28. Kent Barnes
    Kent Barnes July 2, 2019

    Heres a real question, can get a notification when new hentai comes out plz?

  29. The Last And First Time
    The Last And First Time July 2, 2019

    Oh my god, he's literally Tech Support. Jesus, it's like the exact script I'd go through.

    Alternate Title: Old Farts don't understand technology and treat a billionaire like tech support.

  30. P Cass
    P Cass July 2, 2019

    I would offer Steve king a million dollars to prove an anti-King ad came up on a kid's game. What kind of idiot advertiser would target that market with a political ad? Sure she wasn't "playing" on say e-trade or Facebook?

  31. Saintkupo
    Saintkupo July 2, 2019

    All you bitches on the left and all the pussy on the right just complain because of their biases.

  32. Alexander McCalla
    Alexander McCalla July 2, 2019

    Tax dollars supported this waste of time.

  33. odstarmor557
    odstarmor557 July 2, 2019

    Deep fat fried had a discussion between paul and tj on age limits for politicians. I agree with paul that there needs to be an age limit, because they end up SOOOOO out of touch with the modern world because they never needed to leave their pre-internet bubble which gives us idiots asking a ceo from an info company about a phone (which ironically he could've fucking googled) and the same moronic relics on the supreme court, who should share the same term limits as the president who put them on rather than a fucking life long term (i'd rather deal with trumps shit picks for 1-2 terms than for the rest of their lives when they're in their 40's), enforcing draconian policies because they dont know thing one about the importance of privacy in the digital age. Tj did make a case for bernie being more in touch with the current generation but i dont think he's that in touch, and even if he is he's the exception not the rule.

  34. First Last
    First Last July 2, 2019

    I need to Google the Republican spin on king's idiotic line of questioning

  35. Force Ghost
    Force Ghost July 2, 2019

    Easy… what the fuck is a 7 year old doing with an iPhone?

  36. manuellopez1956
    manuellopez1956 July 2, 2019

    These GOP dinosaurs should not be allowed to touch anything more sophisticated than a musket.

  37. Danger Noodle
    Danger Noodle July 2, 2019

    There one part when a republican women asks why when she searches idiot trump comes up. She thought there was a little man filtering through the articles and images and the CEO had to explain it to her

  38. NewEraScience
    NewEraScience July 2, 2019

    Damn man you’re views are on point…keep up the great work

  39. Classicc Blue Jay
    Classicc Blue Jay July 2, 2019

    I feel bad for Sundar

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